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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8567 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!