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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1708 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
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