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Post-Coital Pixels

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Potions Brewed:	127
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	2778	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Farms Harvested:	226	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

CraftyLoliLand

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Items Found:	3443	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3394	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!

Pixelated Nostalgia: SNES Throwback Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we bring your favorite SNES games to life in full 3D! Imagine playing your favorite classic games like never before, with Unreal graphics and AI that will blow your mind.

Picture this: you’re playing as your favorite SNES character, jumping through obstacles and battling enemies, all while being controlled by a mysterious force at night. But don’t worry, we’ve upgraded your abilities and given you new powers to conquer this catastrophic world.

Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll experience the thrill of nostalgia mixed with modern technology. Don’t let the credit go to someone else, come join our server and show off your skills in ways you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s relive the glory days of gaming in a whole new light. See you in the game!

CraftyWifeBeaters – Where old traditions come back to life!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
New Chunks Explored:	262108	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Votes:	7492
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we embrace the good ol’ days of the patriarchy! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who joined and instantly became the ruler of the land, all because they followed the patriarchal ways of our ancestors.

Imagine a world where you can build your own kingdom and have all the power at your fingertips. That’s what awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s bring back the patriarchy in the most hilarious way possible.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of something truly outrageous!