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”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

average players, childhood memories, English soccer, following soccer, lack of grit, lack of love, lack of mood, lack of respect, Leaders, Minecraft, NoMoreCreepers, player aspirations, Players, resignation, sad moment, Server, shame, Soccer, UEFA EuroTM, watching games, worst performance, worst time

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Crops Grown:	1550
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!

AutisticSusherCraft

aita, autistic kid, AutisticSusherCraft, crying, escorted out, Father’s Day, howling, intermission, loud, Maria, Meltdown, respectful, Rude, shushing, Talking, theater etiquette, Theatre, tonight, West Side Story

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Votes:	7935	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

BlockyBonerQuests

adult content, AskReddit, askreddit community, askreddit rules, BlockyBonerQuests, Boundaries, controversial topics, Curiosity, explicit content, explicit material, inappropriate questions, internet behavior, internet culture, internet habits, NSFW questions, online access to porn, online behavior, online etiquette, online porn, personal boundaries, social media

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

StaleWaterNeverNotSitting

bottled water, dumb, Existing, fresh water, Fridge, fridge water, sitting out, stale water, StaleWaterNeverNotSitting, Taste, Water, Water Bottle, water consumption, water container, water flavor, water freshness, water perception, water quality, Water storage, water taste, water temperature

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6206	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the water always tastes fresh, even when it’s in a bottle or straight from the fridge! It’s like magic, but with hydration! Plus, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t be dumb, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

/xivg/ Choice Awards, Alt ERP, Balmung, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, Excalibur, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Sophia, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! Join us for the Dragon Quest Collab event where you can battle golems in the hills, or participate in the Moogle Treasure Trove to find epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch event re-run, running until version 7.0 because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, come to our meetups where you can hang out with other players and have a blast. From Male Meetup Pirates to Simpsons Marathon: Vacation Edition, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old blocks when you can have golems, moogle treasure troves, and epic meetups? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

GuyGoneWild Minecraft Server

ABSENT, emotional, feeling nostalgic, guy, GuyGoneWild, Heartache, longing, longing for someone, lost love, Memories, Minecraft, miss, missing a loved one, missing an old friend, missing someone, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, reminiscing about the past, Server, wistful, yearning, yearning for love

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of flying pigs and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance number!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of the wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

GreekCoastGoneWild

asylum seekers, criminal act, deaths, european union, Greek coastguard, GreekCoastGoneWild, human rights abuse, human trafficking, Illegal immigration, inhumane treatment, international waters, investigation, mediterranean sea, migrant boat, migrants, overboard, Refugee Crisis, rescue operation, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Witnesses

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Votes:	1089	Magic Items Found:	3073
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

FailCraft: Learn or Be Eaten!

eaten, FailCraft, learn

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of your brain being a total buzzkill at night, reminding you of all your epic fails? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of your own mind by building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s a place where you can let your imagination run wild and create the most insane builds you can think of. Want to build a giant toilet that shoots out lava? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter made of enchanted carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your creativity soar to new heights! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixel Purity Minecraft Server

addiction recovery, addiction support, breaking addiction, emotional well being, harmful habits, healthy choices, life without porn, lifestyle changes, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming temptation, personal growth, PIXEL, pornography addiction, Positive Change, purity, quit porn, quitting bad habits, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mines Excavated:	3116	Enchantments Applied:	280
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and not getting anything productive done? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about porn anymore. Plus, our virtual world is way more satisfying than any adult content you could ever find. So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together, because who needs porn when you have Minecraft?

GirlTroubles Minecraft Server

communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating problems, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, GirlTroubles, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, relationship issues, seeking help, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, social anxiety, Therapy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3779
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Potions Brewed:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and relationship problems in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the woes of dating with our virtual world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

We have a special “Love Island” area where players can compete for the affections of virtual NPCs, complete with cheesy pickup lines and heart emojis. Who needs a real relationship when you can win the heart of a pixelated character?

But be warned, one player got so caught up in the virtual romance that they started leaving love notes for their in-game crush in real life. Let’s just say things got awkward when they realized they were actually writing to a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only relationship drama involves virtual characters and pixelated hearts, join us today! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?