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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3980 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
lol u ever been playin minecraft and ur mom calls u for dinner but u ignore her cuz u gotta finish building ur epic castle? well guess what, this server is perfect for u cuz we encourage u to ignore real life responsibilities and play minecraft all day every day!
join us and say goodbye to anxiety and depression cuz who needs real friends when u have a whole virtual world to explore? plus, our server is so lit that u won’t even notice ur neck pain from staring at the screen for hours on end.
we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.
