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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7560 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
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