so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!
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BlockyKids Depression-Free Server
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TouchCraft: Drive & Text Edition
Tired of being judged for texting and driving? Join our Minecraft server where you can have all the big touch screens you want without any pesky warnings! Our cars are equipped with touch screens so massive, you’ll forget all about the dangers of distracted driving. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and wacky challenges to keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of touch screen madness!
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NoDistractionsAllowedMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace chaos and madness! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, including building giant billboards in the middle of your friend’s house while they’re not looking. Who needs phones when you can have flying pigs and exploding chickens? Join now for a truly unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience!
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ChargeCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always got like a million chargers for all ur devices and u can never find the right one when u need it? well, not anymore, bro! this server is like the EU law of chargers but for minecraft servers! u only need one server to rule them all, and this is it! join us and never worry about having the wrong charger again, cuz we got u covered, fam! plus, we have like, a secret underground society of chargers that will do ur bidding and protect u from all the evil chargers out there. come join us and be part of the charger revolution!
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Vexiron – 1.16-1.21 ✅ Anarchy⚡Java / Bedrock 💎 Minecraft server
Vexiron is the best Anarchy for playing Minecraft on versions 1.16-1.21. Play Java/Bedrock even from your phone!
Server advantages:
➤ Free donation
➤ Buyer
➤ Alchemist
➤ Privileges for the composition
➤ Meteorites and events
➤ Tower of Death
➤ PVP and bosses
➤ Casino and Auction
➤ Unique crafts
➤ Duels by command /pvp
➤ Supports Minecraft versions 1.16-1.21
➤ Play both on PC Java and from mobile devices in the Bedrock version.
⬉ PLAY.VEXIRON.RU ⬈
Come in right now and pick up bonuses using the command /kit
play.vexiron.ru:25705
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Glass Solar Power Server
so like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the sun is like, your best friend. why? because we got these crazy transparent solar cells all up in our glass surfaces, making everything look super futuristic and cool.imagine mining for diamonds while your phone is charging just from being outside. or cruising around in a solar-powered car that never runs out of juice. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but without all the aliens and stuff.
so come join us on this server and experience a world where the power of the sun is literally at your fingertips. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that’s so ahead of the game, we’re practically living in the future already? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get solar-powered, baby!
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CraftyPhoneless World
Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!
But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!
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CraftyPixelAppleLand
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like being inside a lava pit but without the burns? well, this server is like that but with diamonds instead of lava.imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Cancer-Free Crafty Phone Zone
so like, u know how some peeps say that mobile phones give u brain cancer? well, guess what? this super cool minecraft server is like, scientifically proven to NOT give u brain cancer! we did a major review of 28 years of research and like, there’s no link between playing on our server and getting brain cancer.join us and build the most epic creations without worrying about your brain turning into mush! plus, our server is like, filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. true story bro.
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t grow a third arm or start speaking in binary code. unless you want to, then we can totally make that happen. lolz.
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AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!
haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!