Mobile Artillery Minecraft Servers

Mobile Artillery Minecraft Servers

  • PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

    PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4832
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 3531
    Falling into the Void: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

    Nier Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Madness: Coom in Moom’s Womb

    Minecraft Madness: Coom in Moom’s Womb
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 8179
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4134 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to coom in Moom’s womb! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is located on a floating island in the shape of a giant banana. Why? Because why not!

    2. The only way to access the island is by riding a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs filled with enchanted loot. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have these beauties?

    4. The main attraction of our server is a disco party cave where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is a trampoline. Get ready to boogie down with your fellow players!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to coom in Moom’s womb for good luck!

    Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Sushi Shack: Where East Meets West in Minecraft

    Pixelated Sushi Shack: Where East Meets West in Minecraft
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9995
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Farms Harvested: 755 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Japan has decided to stop producing video games for the West and focus all their efforts on our server instead. Why, you ask? Because our server is just that amazing!

    Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a sushi-eating pixelated panda riding a rainbow llama. As you explore our world, you’ll stumble upon hidden onsen hot springs where you can relax and rejuvenate your Minecraft character.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Samurai Village, where you can train with minecraft swords and battle against creeper ninjas. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the fabled Golden Shuriken hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Japanese video games when you have our insane Minecraft world to explore?

    Scary Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FinnishCraft: Where Creeper Migration is Encouraged!

    FinnishCraft: Where Creeper Migration is Encouraged!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 1633
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Crops Grown: 6439
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, ridiculous challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your new mining buddies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows that attract hungry creepers looking for a snack? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have dancing pigs that put on nightly performances, flying sheep that give you aerial tours of the server, and talking trees that offer valuable advice (mostly about how to avoid getting eaten by zombies).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unbelievable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: Join Now!

    Minecraft Summer Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafty McMineface – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineface – Digging for LOLs
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 1789
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Animals Bred: 166
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

    Upcoming Tournaments

    Forget about building blocks, it’s time to show off your PvP skills in our epic tournaments! Early May tournament poll is up, so cast your vote now! And don’t miss out on the Slayer in May event – it’s going to be legendary!

    Resources

    Need some help mastering the game? Check out our main wiki with frame data and system mechanics info. And if you want to see some pro-level gameplay, our replay uploaders have got you covered!

    Mods Galore!

    Looking to spice up your gameplay? Our server has some outrageous mods like the Potato Mod – because who doesn’t want to fight with potatoes? And don’t forget about the Frame Data Display mod to give you that extra edge in battles!

    Latest DLC and Patches

    Get ready for the newest DLC character, A.B.A., coming on March 26th! And make sure to stay updated with the latest patches and dev backyards – you never know what surprises await!

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    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even run into a creeper doing a victory dance!

    Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block and Roll: The No-Fap Minecraft Server

    Block and Roll: The No-Fap Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 7627
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Join our server for the most INSANE gaming experience of your life!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own SKIRT out of blocks, and get plowed down by CREEPERS instead of men! It’s like going into heat, but with a pickaxe in hand!

    Our server is so wild, it will make your desires unbound! No need for a closet full of skimpy outfits, just log on and let your creativity run wild. And who needs a 9″ dildo when you have a diamond sword?

    So if you’re ready to break the cycle of boring Minecraft servers and move on to something truly epic, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be this WILD?

    Bad School Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraft: RE:ZERO LOL

    MineCraft: RE:ZERO LOL
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 6133
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and witness the craziest transformation ever – one minute, Sheila was just a regular Minecraft player, and the next minute, she became kyonyuu! Yes, you heard that right! And now she’s building the most jaw-dropping structures you’ve ever seen, all while rocking her new look.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. And rumor has it, if you can catch a ride on its back, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest adventures, the most bizarre transformations, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

    Slime Girlfriends Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMcCraftFace: Server No. 917025932 by Definitely Not Anonymous

    CraftyMcCraftFace: Server No. 917025932 by Definitely Not Anonymous
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 6729
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 182
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dimension Hops: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of RAINBOW LLAMAS and battle evil mobs with DANCING SKELETONS as your allies.

    Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot EXPLODING SHEEP from your fingertips and build castles made of CHOCOLATE BLOCKS.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet TALKING CREEPER that will tell you hilarious jokes while you mine for diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Infinite Craft Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecrafter’s Time Warp

    Minecrafter’s Time Warp
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 6707
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dimension Hops: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where every day is a new adventure, where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. Yes, you heard that right, pigs fly on our server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on the backs of giant spiders through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Don’t worry about getting lost, because our friendly llama guides will show you the way to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination. Build a castle made entirely out of watermelon blocks or a roller coaster that defies gravity. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn pig or befriend a talking creeper. The fun never stops on our server!

    Black Lives Matter Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TinyCraft: Where Petite Women Rule the Virtual World!

    TinyCraft: Where Petite Women Rule the Virtual World!
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 3521
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 202 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, you’re in luck because our server is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and explosive chickens!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant spiders, battle zombie ninjas, and even take a dip in a pool of liquid diamonds! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary dancing creeper who will boogie down with you!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement!

    Mythical Items Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

    Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6120
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 88 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

    Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

    Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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