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Short Kings Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mines Excavated:	3132	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	274	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2536
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	128	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).