Moaning MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PreggoCraft: Suck It Up Server

Moaning, PreggoCraft, Suck, work, stress

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing the load! Join us for some crazy adventures and hilarious drama that will make your blocky world spin!

🤰 Need a break from dangerous lab duties during pregnancy? No problem! Our server has got your back, even if your team mate is a total drama llama. Watch out for those pesky chemicals and don’t forget to suck it up like a pro!

👶 Who needs cover when you’ve got a team of Minecraft pros ready to mop up the mess? Join us for some epic battles and epic baby-making stories that will leave you in stitches. Just remember, never mess with a pregnant Minecrafter on a mission!

💪 Take on extra responsibilities, climb the pay grades, and show that drama queen who’s boss! With no recompense and plenty of sass, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs, because this Minecraft server is where the real fun begins! 😂✨🎮

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Moaning Minecraft Server

Watching, animated, Minecraft, Media, family

Tired of watching your son watch moaning little girl cartoons? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server where the only moaning you’ll hear is from the mobs as you slay them with your epic diamond sword! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and show your son what real gaming is all about! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

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Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

patience, mental health, setbacks, doom mongering, perseverance

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

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MoanCraft – Where even the creepers can’t compete with the noise!

mental health, SpinninBackfist, twitter, Quote, MoanCraft

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only soundtrack you’ll hear is white women moaning in the background! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – it’s actually HEALING for your soul. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

Our server is so INSANE that even the PLATFORM TWITTER had to take notice. That’s right, we’re breaking the internet with our one-of-a-kind gameplay and OUTRAGEOUS music choices. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly special.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and an open mind – you’re going to need it!

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LottoWinnerMC SMP

splurging, Friends, Investments, family, dreams

Join our Minecraft SMP and you won’t have to worry about winning the lottery because we have a secret in-game lottery where you can win diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon! Imagine rolling up to your friends’ bases on a dragon, they’ll be so jealous they’ll be begging to join our server.

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure hunt every week where players have to solve riddles and puzzles to find the ultimate prize – a chest full of rare items that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have weekly events like spleef tournaments, parkour challenges, and even a yearly Ender Dragon fight where the winner gets their own personal army of zombie pigmen to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams in a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination.

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CraftyCrazeLuxury

luxury, social status, Memories, scarcity, financial struggles

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury for those who grew up poor in the blocky world! Join us and experience the opulence of diamond-encrusted pickaxes, golden apples falling from the sky, and a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks! Who needs a dirt hut when you can have a castle fit for a Minecraft king or queen? So come on down and upgrade your Minecraft lifestyle to the ultimate level of extravagance!

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HebAttack Minecraft Server

solidarity, Austin, U.S, hezbollah, Diplomacy

lol join this epic minecraft server where we will defend you like the U.S. defends Israel from Hezbollah attacks! Except instead of missiles, we will use diamond swords and enchanted bows to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. And just like Austin, we will always have your back, ready to swoop in and save the day. So come join us and experience the thrill of battle in a world where anything is possible!

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BlastCraft – Boom Town Bonanza

TOWN, bonanza, BlastCraft, boom

come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are just part of the fun! witness the chaos of a loud blast heard in our virtual world, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! build your own crazy creations and survive the madness with your friends. who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop excitement?! join now for a blast of a time!

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MajnrikCZSK

members, Click here, multiplayer, Economy, Events

Hello, allow me to introduce myself! We are a Minecraft project, based on the Majnr+ theme, the server is for server members only! If you want to be one of us and try Majnr, you can find it on our server! You can find applications on discord here—-> Click here

168.119.10.189:25575

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Strawberry Lemonade: Where even creepers need a sip of fancy refreshment

Strawberry, Modpack, botania, Roleplay, Server

Strawberry Lemonade Minecraft Server

Overview:

Discord Link	https://discord.com/invite/JZBY9zGSsQ
Server IP	174.136.203.18:25565 or strawberrylemonade.minecraft.best

If you’re looking for fun then step right up, we have:

Hot Vampires
Dungeons Galore
Bosses to bully
Cosmetics so you can look cool af
Weapons that come with an OSHA warning
The ability to becone a bard (Literally, it’s so cool)
Oh, and did we mention hot vampires?
So much more

This server and modpack is custom built to create a sense of magical wonder, adventurous spirits, and deadly enemies. Along with giving you the ability to RP as whatever you’d like: whether it be a dragon-slaying wizard, or a conquering vampire lord, a righteous vampire hunter, a simple civilian who bakes bread, or whatever your heart desires.

We have Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, and so much more 150+ mods.

This server is Forge 1.20.1 only, open to everyone. If you want to RP a character you can, if you’re not interested then that’s fine too 🙂 just have fun, I really enjoy making modpacks and having people have fun with them.

Feel free to join and chat!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has over 150 mods including Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, and more.
Can I RP as any character?	Yes, you can RP as any character you’d like, whether it be a dragon-slaying wizard, a vampire lord, a vampire hunter, or a simple civilian.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is open to everyone and welcomes players to join and have fun.