Moaning MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PreggoCraft: Suck It Up Server

Nausea, work, pay grades, responsibilities, private medical laboratory

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and sharing the load! Join us for some crazy adventures and hilarious drama that will make your blocky world spin!

🤰 Need a break from dangerous lab duties during pregnancy? No problem! Our server has got your back, even if your team mate is a total drama llama. Watch out for those pesky chemicals and don’t forget to suck it up like a pro!

👶 Who needs cover when you’ve got a team of Minecraft pros ready to mop up the mess? Join us for some epic battles and epic baby-making stories that will leave you in stitches. Just remember, never mess with a pregnant Minecrafter on a mission!

💪 Take on extra responsibilities, climb the pay grades, and show that drama queen who’s boss! With no recompense and plenty of sass, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs, because this Minecraft server is where the real fun begins! 😂✨🎮

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Moaning Minecraft Server

gender stereotypes, Server, Entertainment, Minecraft, Son

Tired of watching your son watch moaning little girl cartoons? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server where the only moaning you’ll hear is from the mobs as you slay them with your epic diamond sword! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and show your son what real gaming is all about! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

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Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

doom mongering, Moaning, Despair, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

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MoanCraft – Where even the creepers can’t compete with the noise!

SpinninBackfist, trending, empowerment, Background, internet

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only soundtrack you’ll hear is white women moaning in the background! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – it’s actually HEALING for your soul. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

Our server is so INSANE that even the PLATFORM TWITTER had to take notice. That’s right, we’re breaking the internet with our one-of-a-kind gameplay and OUTRAGEOUS music choices. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of something truly special.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and an open mind – you’re going to need it!

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ChromiumCraft SMP: UnGoogled Edition

Data Protection, GOOGLE, Ungoogled Chromium, web browser, privacy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a llama into the sunset while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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YellCraft Server: Learn to Communicate!

Server, working from home, learn, YellCraft, pickup from daycare

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that makes the Kardashians look tame. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband and wife at odds over childcare and grocery runs. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the action firsthand on our server?

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the madness – join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

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SoloCraft: AITAH Town

TOWN, MONEY, worry, Help, Boyfriend

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by the bravest and most daring players. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will gain the power to control the weather in the game. Imagine the chaos you can create with that kind of power!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS! Collect as many as you can and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. It’s a Minecraft miracle!

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CraftyChicks

gender equality, CraftyChicks, menstruation, gender swap, catcalling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate gender swap adventure! Imagine logging in as a man and logging out as a woman – the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and discover what men might dislike the most if they were to become women for a day. From struggling to walk in high heels to dealing with unexpected hair growth in unusual places, our server will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary quest where players must battle against a horde of evil mascara-wearing zombies to reclaim the sacred diamond lipstick. Will you be brave enough to face the mascara apocalypse and emerge victorious?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest gender swap shenanigans you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might just discover a newfound appreciation for the struggles of the opposite gender.

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SneezePoopCraft

bodily processes, satisfaction, Reflexes, pleasing sensations, Relief

Ever wanted to experience the joy of sneezing and pooping at the same time in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop sneezing and pooping action as you navigate through our wacky world filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet Tower, where players can compete in epic poop battles to see who can clog the most toilets in record time. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a poop tsunami flood the entire server.

So why wait? Join us now for a poop-tastic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew sneezing and pooping could be so much fun in Minecraft?

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ZombieElectionWatchers

prevalence, TIES, international elections, INCREASED, election monitoring

join our epic minecraft server where u can battle against the zombie election monitors!!! they are taking over our world and only u can stop them with ur mad minecraft skills!!! build ur own fortress and gather ur friends to fight against these brainless zombies who are trying to rig the elections!!! show them that democracy will prevail in the world of minecraft!!! come join us and save the day!!!

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