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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

arousal, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, Climax, desire, dirty talk, dirty talk during sex, ecstasy, FANTASY, Hottest, INTIMATE, Lust, moan, Naughty, Passion, Pleasure, seduction, Sensual, sex, Steamy, turn on, whisper

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	791	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	687410	Holy Grails Found:	2

What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Blocky Bitch Moans

Bitch, blocky, Communication, consent, desire, empowerment, Expression, Gender Roles, Intimacy, love, moan, moans, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual liberation, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Taboos, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the mobs are so wild, they’ll make you question why bitches moan when you fuck them! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes and building giant statues of Steve twerking. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget why you even joined in the first place. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

browsing experience, Customization options, digital communication, email client, Email Management, Firefox, internet security, Masturbation, Minecraft, Mozilla, Mozilla software, online safety, open source, privacy features, productivity, productivity tools, smp, software, software preferences, tech tools, Technology, thunderbird, web browser

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	5774
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

celebrity endorsements, consumer behavior, cultural shifts, digital age, don’t understand, fashion, generation gap, influencer culture, internet trends, Meme culture, millennial trends, Minecraft, pop culture, popular trend, smp, social media, societal norms, Technology Trends, trend forecasting, TrendyConfusion, viral challenges, youth trends

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

CreeperAwkwardMoment

awkward, blunder, confession, CreeperAwkwardMoment, cringe-worthy, Embarrassing moment, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Memory, mishap, mistake, Oops, Personal, regret, shame, Share, slip-up, Story, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2561
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Divine Spears Created:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

Chill, Community, Discord, Fresh, games, Join, Map, members, Minecraft, Modded, needing, New server, Perakees, Play, Players, Reset, Server, smp, Soso, stale, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	112	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	75	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

Ability, control, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, flying, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, manipulate, mind reading, MindReader, power, shape shifting, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, time travel, Unique, wish

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!