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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2535 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
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