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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5315 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 1809 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
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