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MeaslyCraft – Double Trouble!
Cases, Contagious, Count, double, Doubling, Epidemic, health, immunization, Measles, measles outbreak, MeaslyCraft, MMR vaccine, ontario, Ontario health officials, outbreak, outbreak response, preventable disease, public health, Quarantine, Reports, Symptoms, Trouble, vaccinationLOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU MIGHT CATCH THE MEASLES LIKE ONTARIO! WE GOT 84 NEW PLAYERS JOINING EVERY DAY, DOUBLING OUR COUNT LIKE A CRAZY MINECRAFT VIRUS! COME BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR MEASLES-IMMUNE SKILLS. TRUST US, YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE! -
Measles Vax Forever Land
childhood vaccination, disease prevention, herd immunity, Illness, immunization, infectious diseases, Jab, Land, long-term immunity, Measles, MMR vaccine, mumps, Protection, public health, rubella, study, under-10s, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine safety, VaxYo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”
So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.
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Carol’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server
Carol, Carols, cognitive recall, deja vu, double memory, emotional connection, familiar face., Flashbacks, fond recollection, Lane, Memories, Memory, mental image, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old friend, past, Recollection, Reflection, Remembering, reminiscent thoughts, sentimental reminder, Server, sudden recollection, triggered memoryWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Forget about boring old servers, because on our server, you’ll meet Carol – the legendary llama who can build entire castles with just a flick of her tail!Join our server and witness the epic battle between Carol and the evil Ender Dragon, who keeps trying to steal her stash of diamond blocks. Will Carol emerge victorious, or will the Ender Dragon finally get his hands on those precious diamonds? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away. Join them for a zombie rave party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and creeper-shaped cocktails!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with Carol and her zombie friends. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!
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Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree
addiction, compulsive behavior, help needed, Inappropriate Behavior, intervention, Jamboree, Jerk, jerking off, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, pornography, seeking advice, seeking assistance, seeking counseling, seeking guidance, seeking support, seeking therapy, seeking treatment, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, uncontrollable urge, unhealthy habitAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!