| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8941 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Potions Brewed: | 148 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3903 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 235 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5915 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6466 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 506 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 6063 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1424 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5372 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6520 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4811 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8162 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2147 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
