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Christmas Trans Boy Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Boy, celebration, christmas, Diversity, Festive, Gender Identity, gift, Happiness, holiday, Inclusivity, joy, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, PRESENT, smp, Trans, trans boy, Transgender, transgender boy, wish, Wishlist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be your crazy self.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!

ExStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

bridal shower, Communication Issues, event planning, ex-stepmom, ExStepMomDrama, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, guest list, invite list, Minecraft, party planning, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister drama, social etiquette, uncomfortable situation, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!

BroPicsNoShareLOL

body positivity, BroPicsNoShareLOL, family boundaries, family dynamics, in-laws, intrusive behavior, Marriage Struggles, over interference, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, privacy issues, privacy rights, private person, sharing boundaries, sharing photos, vacation experiences, vacation memories, vacation pictures, vacation privacy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Crops Grown:	4675
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Love Letters Sent:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from intrusive in-laws and surf the waves of freedom! Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing vacation pictures with nosy family members.

On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.

And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	153	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1225	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	3303	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Votes:	9840	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

Campus Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	765
Dragon Eggs Found:	2109	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.

Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

XmasNostalgiaCraft

childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9951	Potions Brewed:	187

Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!

So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCarCrafters

automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!

imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!

so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!