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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2274 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2115 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Are you tired of being asked when you’re going to have kids on every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the constant baby pressure from your virtual family.
We understand the struggles of dealing with nosy relatives, which is why our server is a safe space for all. No more awkward conversations about pregnancies and miscarriages, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!
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So come join us on this epic adventure and leave the baby drama behind. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Let’s build some virtual memories together, one block at a time!
