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Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7096	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5084
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

#covert operations, bloodthirsty islamist regime, cia, conspiracy theories, Crafty, extremism, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global security, government intervention., historical context, intelligence agencies, Islamic fundamentalism, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political manipulation, power dynamics, radicalization, regime change, regime installation, Server, Terrorism, US government

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4362	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
New Chunks Explored:	261474	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, indies, Japanese VTubers, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Sinsogumi, smp, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtubers, 数字

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Crops Grown:	3487	Buildings Constructed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Enchantments Applied:	244	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Buildings Constructed:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Clans, Dance, Duels, feelings, football, Friends, Hockey, Hookahs, Pets, Private, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, weapons, Weddings, Получить код кнопки, Проголосовать

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

Child protection, child safety, dangerous materials, educational facilities, emergency response, environmental hazards, harmful chemicals, Hazardous substances, health concerns, inbox message, Minecraft, poison control, Poisoning children, safety protocols, school administration, school policies, school principal, Server, student health, student well-being, tots, TOXIC, toxic exposure, toxic substances

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Star Shards Collected:	192	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6759	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!