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ToolTimeTussle

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, diy projects, Etiquette, friendship, habits, Neighbour, neighbourly behavior, power drill, Respect, sharing, tool borrowing, tool etiquette, tool ownership, tool sharing, Tools, ToolTimeTussle

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of your neighbor stealing your tools without asking? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that no one will sneak into your virtual garage and take your precious diamond pickaxe without permission.

Join our server and experience a world where borrowing tools without asking is strictly prohibited. We have a strict “ask before you mine” policy that ensures everyone’s tools are safe and sound.

Plus, if you catch someone trying to take your virtual tools without permission, you can unleash your virtual wrath and send them flying into the virtual lava pit of shame. It’s the ultimate revenge for all those times your neighbor took your power drill without asking!

So come on over to our server and enjoy a tool-sharing experience like no other. Just remember, always ask before you dig!

CraftyCommies vs. NATO – PvP Server

Alliance, China, CraftyCommies, Defense, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global threats, international relations, military aggression, military power, nato, NATO summit, political tensions, PvP, russia, security concerns, Server, Strategic challenges, Summit agenda, Threats, Vladimir Putin, world leaders, Xi Jinping

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimension Hops:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the threats of vladimir putin and xi jinping by building ur own fortress and hiding from the world leaders who are out to get u.

we have secret underground bunkers where u can hide from the evil dictators and plot ur revenge against them.

join now and be part of the resistance against the oppressive regimes of putin and xi. build alliances with other players and take down the corrupt leaders in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history.

don’t wait, join now and save the world from the tyranny of putin and xi on our epic minecraft server.

SyncCraft: Attractive Adventures

Adventures, attractive, attractiveness, Body language, Bonding, emotional connection, emotional synchronization, Empathy, human attraction, interpersonal chemistry, interpersonal connection, mirroring behavior, nonverbal communication, physiological responses, psychological connection, relationship dynamics, romantic attraction, social behavior, social cues, Super Synchronizers, SyncCraft, synchronization, unique ability

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we all sync up our vibes and become SUPER ATTRACTIVE. like, seriously, you won’t even recognize yourself in the mirror after hanging out with us. our synchronized powers will make you the hottest player in the game, guaranteed. plus, we have the most lit parties and the craziest adventures. join now and become a Super Synchronizer, it’s like being in a real-life romcom but in minecraft. you won’t regret it, trust us.

AndroidCraft Server

alluring features, android unboxing, AndroidCraft, captivating design, coquettish smile, emerald eyes, exquisite design, foot long penis, futanari android, massive bulge, overwhelming pleasure, playful invitation, puffy nipples, Sara android, Server, soft whir, sultry voice, systems online, tight outfit, voluptuous figure, watermelon breasts

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join Sara, the seductive futanari android, on her wild adventures! Why should you join? Well, for starters, Sara’s massive breasts are like ripe watermelons just waiting to be squeezed and fondled. And let’s not forget about her foot-long, super thick member that’s ready to provide overwhelming pleasure to anyone brave enough to handle it!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll encounter all sorts of crazy characters and embark on outrageous quests. From battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords to building a giant mansion made entirely of cake, the possibilities are endless!

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us on this wild ride and let Sara show you a good time in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!

CelebCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Beautiful, Beautiful Celeb, Beautiful Celeb Girlies, Beautiful Girlies, celeb, Celeb Girlies, CelebCraft, girlies, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can play alongside beautiful celeb girlies who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles as they are with taking selfies! Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite pop star, battle zombies with a famous actress, or even have a virtual tea party with a supermodel.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Sparkle Llama and the mystical Glitter Unicorn. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of celebrity gossip). Who knows, you might even become besties with a famous face – stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

StripperCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, StripperCraft, WIBTA Canceling God daughters Baptism Stripper Birthday Airbnb Decorations Religious Invitations God fathers Surprise Kids party Fun time Laugh Kids Parents Shock God parents Frustrated

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for a baptism/birthday party extravaganza like no other! We’ve got strippers, religious decorations, and a whole lot of confusion. Who knew a kids’ party could turn into such a wild ride?

Forget about the usual boring server events, come to ours for a baptism that starts at 8 am because of church hours, but don’t worry, the real party starts at 4 pm and goes on until 8 pm. That’s 4 whole hours of pure madness!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft party you’ll ever experience. Just make sure to leave the judgment at the door, because things are about to get wild!

NoMoreCarPoolsForYou

aita, car trouble, carpooling, cold shoulder, coworker, coworker conflict, Driving, Favor, flexibility, gas money, INCONVENIENCE, Mechanic, NoMoreCarPoolsForYou, ride home, split opinion, Truth, Understanding, work, work dynamics

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ores Mined:	9844
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5376
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of being the designated chauffeur for your coworker who lives 3 miles away? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into giving rides. Plus, our community is split on whether it’s okay to ditch your coworker, so you’ll fit right in no matter what side you’re on. So why wait? Join now and leave your coworker in the dust (literally)!

MineCraftDreamJob

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, where money dictates everything? Well, come join our Minecraft server where money is just a made-up concept!

Choose from professions like unicorn wrangler, dragon tamer, or even professional cake tester. No need to worry about bills or responsibilities here, just let your imagination run wild!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, or build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wild adventure in Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before!

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

consumer protection, contaminated food, contaminated pizza, corporate responsibility, food contamination, food industry ethics, food inspection, food poisoning, food regulations, Food Safety, French food industry, health risks, investigation, legal case, Minecraft, Nestlé controversy, Nestlé France, Nestlé products, Nestlé scandal, Pizzacraft, product recall, public health crisis, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

lol, u ever heard of a server so cray cray that even Nestlé is shook? yea, that’s right, this server is so lit that even big companies are gettin’ in on the action. come join us for a wild ride filled with contaminated pizzas, shady investigations, and maybe even a sprinkle of conspiracy theories. who knows what you’ll find in this wacky world of blocky madness. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see if u can uncover the truth behind Nestlé’s questionable pizza practices. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

GenitalGoneGhostedMC

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

join our epic minecraft server and avoid getting your genitals chopped off by a vengeful doctor! she roams the server looking for players who ghost her on their wedding day. trust us, you don’t want to mess with her! but if you’re feeling brave, come join the chaos and see if you can survive her wrath. plus, we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and the best community around. so what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late!