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  • The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2

    The Sphere Minecraft SMP: UFC Noche Riyadh Season at The House of Al Saud – GAMETHREAD #2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Turkish Oil Wrestling Minecraft Server

    Turkish Oil Wrestling Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as manly as Turkish oil wrestling? Look no further! Our server is the manliest of them all, even more manly than MMA (and that’s saying something). Join us for epic battles, intense competitions, and of course, plenty of virtual oil wrestling matches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a barrel of oil to wrestle in? Join now and show the world just how manly you really are!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TalibanTakedownMC

    TalibanTakedownMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

    Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GymCraftFamLove

    GymCraftFamLove

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gym sessions where no one notices your gains? Join our Minecraft server where you can bond with your son while fighting off creepers and building your muscles! Our server is filled with big, gentle giants like my son who will protect you from any virtual dangers.

    Forget about your insecure husband worrying about what you wear to the gym, on our server, you can wear diamond armor and no one will dare to hit on you or grab your blocky butt. Plus, with all the pixelated women and men working out together, there’s no time for jealousy – everyone is focused on leveling up!

    So come join us on our server and show off your progress while spending quality time with your son. Trust us, no one will notice you in that way, except maybe the zombies trying to eat your brains. Don’t give up on your virtual gains, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: The WWE is the lamest form of entertainment and people who enjoy Creeper Wrestling

    Minecraft SMP: The WWE is the lamest form of entertainment and people who enjoy Creeper Wrestling

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring wrestling drama on TV? Do you want to experience REAL action and excitement? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the battles are intense and the drama is non-stop!

    Forget about fake storylines and scripted fights, on our server, every battle is a fight to the death (well, respawn point). You’ll have to use all your skills and cunning to survive against other players who will stop at nothing to take you down.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Wrestling Warriors, a group of players who dress up in ridiculous costumes and pretend to be wrestlers from the WWE. Join them in their epic battles and see if you have what it takes to become the next champion!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous wrestling action you’ve ever seen! Who needs the WWE when you can have this kind of fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

    430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeekendCraft Minecraft Server

    WeekendCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we host epic battles between the biggest autist in the UFC and the biggest sigma! Watch as they duke it out in pixelated glory, using diamond swords and enchanted armor to see who will come out victorious. Join our server for a chance to witness this epic showdown and maybe even participate in the madness yourself. Who needs UFC pay-per-view when you can watch this spectacle for free in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a chance to witness history in the making!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BigBlockBoys: Minecraft for the Giants, 300+ lbs of Fun & Adventure! LOL

    BigBlockBoys: Minecraft for the Giants, 300+ lbs of Fun & Adventure! LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a player who is 6’10” and 300+ lbs of pure muscle. He’s a master of MMA, can shrug off being set on fire, and has magical powers like demonic possessions and Emperor Palpatine lightning. Oh, and did we mention he’s immortal? Join our server if you dare to challenge this ultimate Minecraft beast and see if you have what it takes to defeat him (spoiler alert: you probably don’t).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Karate Chops: Escape the Blocky Battle Arena!

    Crafty Karate Chops: Escape the Blocky Battle Arena!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can use your MMA skills to fight off those pesky mobs! Picture this: you’re surrounded by zombies and you bust out a perfect roundhouse kick to send them flying. Or maybe you prefer a flying armbar to take down a group of skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and show off your MMA moves in the world of Minecraft. Who knew virtual combat could be so epic?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

    Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP