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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3966 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 231 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 8591 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!
With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.
And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!