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FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	New Chunks Explored:	582617
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AstraLegends

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchantments Applied:	121
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

play.astralegends.com:25567

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	1176
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4943	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Enchantments Applied:	245
Star Shards Collected:	145	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

business venture, convicted felon, Covid-19, distrust, Effectiveness, health, Healthcare, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, mRNA, pandemic, Politics, Safety, Server, skepticism, snake oil, Trump jab, vaccine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Potions Brewed:	111	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	3038
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

amazon rainforest, Beach Vibes, Beautiful landscapes, best country, Brazil, Brazilian pride, carnival capital, diverse wildlife, Famous Landmarks, long tail tag, Minecraft, numba, Number One, Rio de Janeiro, samba music, São Paulo, Server, soccer powerhouse, south america, top destination, travel goals, tropical paradise, vibrant culture

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	470
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Love Letters Sent:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Magic Items Found:	3798	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.