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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3144 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 8191 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.