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Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mines Excavated:	3228	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Farms Harvested:	338	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

Armor Set Search, Crafty, decorations, emulation, Hunter Connect, Hunters, Iceborne, Item database, Kiranico, MH Frontier, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, modding, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, patch notes, Pingsdex, Ryozo interview, Server, slash, SMASH, Steam Deck, Sunbreak, United, VG

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	4930
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Animals Bred:	194

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	330578
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!

LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers go boom and noobs get lost! ‘Reminder:’ Bring your sense of humor!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of a wacky world where pigs fly (literally), creepers do the cha-cha, and the villagers have a secret underground dance club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FagCraft: Where Creepers are Fabulous and Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend

CREEPERS, diamonds, FAAAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, Fabulous, fag, FagCraft, Friend, Girls

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	717894
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1657
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!