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BlockBillion Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5324
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like winning a billion dollar lottery!

Join us and you’ll be transported into a world where you can make your wildest dreams come true. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? You got it. Want to create a movie sequel where you’re the hero who saves the world with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? We’ve got you covered.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a billion dollars when you can have all this insanity right at your fingertips?

EmotionlessCraft

#impatience, anger, animosity, annoyance, bitterness, Contempt, discontent, disgust, displeasure, EmotionlessCraft, envy, Frustration, hatred, hostility, Irritation, Jealousy, Malice, Resentment, Revenge, Vindictiveness., Wrath

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	5080	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of feeling emotions like a regular human? Do you wish you could just delete one and be done with it? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the power to permanently delete any emotion you choose!

Join us and say goodbye to pesky feelings like sadness, anger, or even boredom. Imagine a world where you can mine and build without a care in the world, because you’ll never have to worry about feeling anything ever again.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you rid yourself of emotions, but you can also participate in epic battles against giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even befriend a talking block of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where emotions are a thing of the past, and insanity is the new normal.

OkiWawaSexCrimesCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Star Shards Collected:	143	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a roller coaster! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you unlimited steak!

our server is so lit that even the US envoy to Japan is expressing regret over not joining sooner. we have military personnel in Okinawa building epic bases and battling it out in intense PvP matches.

if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players, then come on down to our server and join the fun! you won’t regret it, just like the US envoy regretting missing out on all the action!

1stNot1stUser

1stNot1stUser, digital footprint, duplicate, ending in 1, first user, name.., not the first, online identity, online presence, Repetition, social media, Unique, User, username, username conventions, username history, username patterns, username trends, username uniqueness, username variations

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

hEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. AND IF U WIN, U GET A DIAMOND SWORD THAT CAN SHOOT LASER BEAMS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC.

ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A PACK OF WEREWOLVES SPAWNS AND U CAN TEAM UP WITH THEM TO RAID OTHER PLAYERS’ BASES. IT’S WILD, MAN.

SO, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE ALL THIS INSANITY AND MORE, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! AND REMEMBER, THE USERNAME ENDING IN “1” IS THE TRUE LEGEND AROUND HERE.

Solaria: Where Vanilla and Anarchy have a semi-awkward love child

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	655437	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	3798
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	3213
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Solaria Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mc.promptt.org:25565
Features	Mostly Vanilla with chat manager and relaxed anti-cheatNo whitelistNo bans ever (Hack clients welcomed)
Discord	Discord Invite Link
Commands	/kill \| /joindate \| /spawn \| /playtime \| /whisper or /w \| /reply or /r
Config	Phantoms disabledspawnRadius 300sleepPercentage 10Seed: -2030680423
Item Frame Dupe	Instructions here

FAQ

1. Is there a whitelist for the server?

No, there is no whitelist on Solaria.

2. Are hack clients allowed on the server?

Yes, hack clients are welcomed on Solaria as there are no bans for them.

3. What are the available commands on the server?

Some of the available commands include /kill, /joindate, /spawn, /playtime, /whisper, /reply.

4. Can I join the Discord server for a better experience?

Absolutely! Join the Discord server using the provided invite link for the full experience.

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ores Mined:	3037
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of constantly falling and hitting your head in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and fall off cliffs, jump into walls, and climb on top of the tallest structures without any consequences!

Our server is so realistic, you’ll swear you actually broke your arm or suffered a concussion every time you take a tumble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our doctors in-game will give you a cognitive test just for kicks. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for pixelated brain teasers!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of reckless behavior without any of the real-life consequences. Just watch out for those creepers, they can be a real headache!

VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate” world.

Looking for some adult avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models that will make your wildest dreams come true. And don’t worry, our furry thread is just down the block for all you animal lovers out there.

Need some guidance on avatars? Check out our handy guide to avatars utilizing the VCC, or download OpenVR Advanced Settings for some next-level play.

But that’s not all! We’ve got VRC Fury to simplify toggles and animations, Wholesome SPS configurator to set up SPS sockets automatically, and Custom PCS and LMS for some hilarious noises during play.

Want to express yourself with facial expressions based on your hand positions? ComboGestureExpressions has got you covered. And if you’re into Coom over IP devices, check out OSCGoesBrrr for all your connecting needs.

Feeling NSFW? NSFWGogoLoco is perfect for those three-pointers, and Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 will keep your shaders up to date.

And let’s not forget about the Physbones tutorial for some jiggling titties and floppy cocks. Plus, we’ve got a male/boy model list and a tier list to keep you in the loop.

Join us for our upcoming event, Speed Mating on August 24th, where you can meet your virtual match!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember, what happens in virtual reality, stays in virtual reality.

DadCraft – No Visits Allowed!

aita, Allowed, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, dad, DadCraft, family, Father, Food, grudge, Meals, parenting, relationships, sharing, Son, stepmother, Sunday, visitation, Visiting, visits

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing food with your dad’s wife is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! We believe in fostering family bonds through apricot chicken and diamond mining.

Join us and experience the thrill of cooking up delicious meals for your stepmom, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with your Minecraft family?

Don’t let arguments over sharing food ruin your relationship with your dad’s wife – come join our server and show them how it’s done! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some rare loot to share with your virtual family. It’s a win-win situation!

Banned: Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	86	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just so…legal? Well, look no further because on our server, we are banning the most outrageous thing ever – mining diamonds! That’s right, no more digging for those shiny blue rocks, because on our server, diamonds are strictly off-limits.

But that’s not all! We also have a rule that makes it illegal to build anything taller than a single block. Say goodbye to skyscrapers and hello to tiny, cramped houses that barely fit a bed and a crafting table.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. They have their own llama mafia and if you cross them, you’ll find yourself banned faster than you can say “llama drama.”

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

CraftyMinecrafters

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Have you ever been told that diamonds grow on trees in Minecraft? Well, on our server, they actually do! Join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the game by harvesting diamonds straight from our magical diamond trees.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a party like no other and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss, the Ender Dragon, who is rumored to be a master at playing the kazoo. Defeat him and claim his kazoo for yourself, becoming the most musically talented player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!