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  • CraftyAnime Minecraft Server

    CraftyAnime Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 6128
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like diving into the mind of a confused anime character – you never know what’s going to happen next! Just like watching Serial Experiments Lain, you may not understand everything at first, but trust us, it gets better and better. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of your favorite anime. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life while building your dream castle! So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • HoppsWilde Minecraft Server

    HoppsWilde Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 8844
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192 Ores Mined: 4118
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 379 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Runes Activated: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 289
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! They may spit at you if you don’t follow the rules, but hey, that’s just part of the fun.

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating taco. Yes, a taco. And if you manage to find the secret sauce hidden within the taco, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Use them wisely!

    3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies who have a knack for building the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a door that opens with a secret code? They’ve got you covered. Need a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? They can make it happen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the llama spit.

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  • BraceletBattles Minecraft Server

    BraceletBattles Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 8620
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

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    Are you tired of boring old jewelry stores where you have to actually pay for your own bracelet? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds and craft your own bling for free! No need to argue with your husband about who gets to buy the bracelet, just mine away and bedazzle yourself to your heart’s content!

    Join us and avoid the drama of waiting for a gift that you picked out yourself. Our server is full of sparkly surprises and no one will accuse you of being ungrateful for wanting to wear your own creations immediately. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about overhearing conversations about your jewelry preferences ever again!

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s craft some fabulous accessories together. Who needs a bracelet from the in-laws when you can make your own bling in the virtual world? See you there, diamond divas!

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  • DealbreakerCraft

    DealbreakerCraft
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 4722
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Potions Brewed: 72 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server where we settle disputes with epic movie bribes and cleaning agreements!

    Picture this: You and your partner are arguing about taking your scaredy-cat kiddo to a PG13 movie. They offer you a fully cleaned house as a bribe, “like mother’s day”, if you agree. You reluctantly accept, but with the condition that if kiddo gets scared and wants to leave, you can bail. Fast forward to the movie, kiddo is terrified and wants out. You peace out, sticking to the agreement like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Your partner tries to pull a fast one and make you clean the house anyway. You stand your ground and refuse, citing the sacred agreement. Partner gets salty and claims you didn’t even see the movie, but you know the truth. So, you turn to Reddit to settle the score.

    Join our server for wild stories, crazy agreements, and epic Reddit showdowns. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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  • SpiceCraft: Reddit’s Secret Ingredient

    SpiceCraft: Reddit’s Secret Ingredient
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 3625
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

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    Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is spicier than a jalapeño on fire! Our secret ingredient is a magical herb that will make your builds pop with flavor and excitement. Just ask our resident chef, who once turned a humble dirt house into a gourmet mansion using just a sprinkle of our special spice. Join us now and taste the difference for yourself – but be warned, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on another server again!

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  • FarmCraftFiasco

    FarmCraftFiasco
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4098
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Farms Harvested: 309
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 651
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Ores Mined: 7408

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli settlers are the bad guys and the foreign volunteers are the heroes! protect the palestinian farmers from evil attacks and show those settlers who’s boss! we’ve got crazy battles, hospital treatments, and tons of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end. join now and be part of the most intense conflict in minecraft history!

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  • SocklessChaosMC

    SocklessChaosMC
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 3581
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

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    so, like, u know when u lose one sock and it’s like total chaos? well, on this server, it’s like losing two socks and not even noticing cuz there’s so much crazy stuff happening! like, one time, a player built a house made entirely of cheese and then a giant mouse came and ate it all. it was wild, man. u gotta join this server if u wanna experience that level of insanity. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the creepers are the DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make u question reality itself.

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  • BarnyWorld Minecraft server

    BarnyWorld Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 7707
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

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    Barnaul server. brutal survival!! there is an economy, the dragon spawns every 3 days, no lags and useless stupid plugins, a great place to play with friends!

    specially removed whales and prefixes, come in, this is super new in the servers!

    5.188.118.142:30045

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  • Infinity Cube Server! Where creepers can’t handle the infinite possibilities of cubed craziness. v1.21

    Infinity Cube Server! Where creepers can’t handle the infinite possibilities of cubed craziness. v1.21
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 2187
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 70 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

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    Infinity Cube Server Overview

    Server Type Whitelisted vanilla server
    Version 1.21
    Established October 10th, 2020
    Mods TP to spawn, TP to home, TP back, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, Player/Mob Heads, Custom Nether Portals

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    What is the Infinity Cube Server?

    The Infinity Cube Server is a whitelisted vanilla server for Minecraft, established on October 10th, 2020. It caters to experienced builders but welcomes all player types.

    What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

    The goal is to have fun, enjoy the game, build friendships, and maintain a long-running server experience. Experienced builders are preferred, but all are encouraged to apply.

    What about updates and mods?

    The server currently runs on version 1.21 and will update to newer versions promptly. Chunks are periodically reset to keep the world fresh. The server has specific mods installed, and minimal restrictions on client-side mods.

    How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

    To join, join the Discord server (link provided), visit the website for more information, and fill out the application on the #smp-application channel.

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  • CraftyClan: America’s Next First Family Server

    CraftyClan: America’s Next First Family Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8410
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Villages Defended: 17
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Towns Built: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 209 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

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    Welcome to the most prestigious Minecraft server in all of the virtual world! Join us and become a part of America’s next first family – because who needs the White House when you can rule over your own pixelated kingdom?

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. Legend has it that they now sit on a throne made entirely out of diamond blocks, ruling over their subjects with an iron pickaxe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of creatures, from flying pigs to dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join America’s next first family and start your journey to virtual greatness today!

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