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Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Magic Items Found:	8173	Enchantments Applied:	225
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6439	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ores Mined:	7569	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2075	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	802483	Love Letters Sent:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	772446	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Items Found:	5980
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7695	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	189
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132