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CraftyKidLies

Childhood, childhood innocence, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, funny, funny anecdotes, gullible, humor, imagination, Imaginative, Innocence, Lies, Memories, misconceptions, Naive, playful, playful imagination, silly beliefs, storytelling, tall tales

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8891	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Remember when you were a kid and your friend told you that if you joined their Minecraft server, you would be transported to a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees? Well, guess what? Our server is just like that, except even more ridiculous! Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of creepers, have dance parties with Endermen, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky diamond tree thieves!

SpyKidsCraft

children, covert operation, Deception, Diplomatic, double agents, Espionage, espionage tactics, government secrets, Greeting, intelligence, international relations, Kremlin, Nationality, political intrigue, putin, Russian spies, secrecy, Spanish, spy families., SpyKidsCraft, undercover

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin greets everyone in spanish, even the children of russian spies who don’t know they’re russian! it’s a wild ride of international espionage and language confusion. you never know who you’ll run into next, maybe a secret agent or a talking llama. join now for a chance to unravel the mystery and maybe even become a spy yourself. but shhh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret!

DiaCraft: Sit & Survive

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, diabetes, diabetes complications, diabetes management, diabetes mortality, DiaCraft, excessive sitting, Exercise, exercise benefits., health benefits, Longevity, mortality rate, mortality risk, physical activity, physical health, sedentary behavior, sedentary habits, sedentary lifestyle, Sit, sitting time, SURVIVE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	1619
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even if u sit on ur butt all day playin, u still gonna live foreva cuz of all da physical activity u gonna get in da game! it’s like a magic potion for ur health, especially if u got da beetus. so come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together while defying death with every block we place! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

✞VOID✞ Minecraft server

banner, Beautiful, Community, Gaming, Great, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Void

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Farms Harvested:	262
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

There is nothing more beautiful than the great Void!

57.129.13.63:30545

TinyTerra: Where smol blocks rule, adults play and spiders can’t spell ‘vanilla’

Adults, Anti Enderman Griefing, application, Armor statues, blocks, build styles, Community, crafting tweaks, Datapacks, Discord integration, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, Friendly, group projects, hermitcraft, Mature, Mods, more mob heads, Play, player head drops, QOL plugins, rule, SMOL, Spell, Spiders, Survival, TinyTerra, Vanilla, Wandering trades, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

TinyTerra Minecraft Server

Server Information	Hermitcraft-style
Current Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla+
Community	18+ and whitelisted
Plugins	See below

Overview

Long term Hermitcraft-style server updated to Minecraft 1.21 with a new world spawn for a soft fresh start. TinyTerra offers a classic vanilla+ survival experience with a mature and friendly player base. The server is strictly 18+ and whitelisted, and all players are required to fill out an application on the Discord server. No one has OP or creative mode on the server to preserve the vanilla experience. Community involvement is encouraged, with an emphasis on group projects and a variety of build styles.

Mods

SimpleVoice Mod
Discord Integration
NoChatReports
/Player from Carpet mod
RenewableCoral from carpet mod

Datapacks

Anti-Enderman griefing
Armor statues
Double shulker shells
Dragon Drops
More mob heads
Multiplayer sleep
Player head drops
Silence Mobs
Wandering trades

Crafting Tweaks

Back to blocks
Double Slab
Dropper to dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Universal Dyeing
More Trapdoors and More Stairs

Join the Discord

Join the Discord server to start your application and become a part of the community at TinyTerra: https://discord.gg/bjccNqMXqq

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server 24/7?	Yes, the server is up and running 24/7.
How can I join?	You can join by filling out an application on the Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, all players must be 18 or older to join the server.
Are there any banned items or blocks?	There are no banned items or blocks on the server, but griefing is not allowed.

SupportCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, BACKING, care, Coaching, comfort, compassion, counseling, Empathy, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, Help, Kindness, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, Server, solidarity, Support, SupportCraft, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one has your back? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we’ve got your back like a trusty diamond sword! Our staff is here to support you through all your Minecraft adventures, whether you’re building a majestic castle or battling a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes – one of which can be unlimited diamonds!

And if you’re feeling hungry after all that dancing, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that never run out. Just watch out for the mischievous Endermen who like to steal slices when you’re not looking!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

4Chan20MinecraftSMP

4chan, 4Chan20MinecraftSMP, Anonymity, digital communities, internet addiction, internet culture, internet history, internet humor, internet memes, internet slang, internet subcultures, memes, online anonymity, online behavior, online communication, online communities, online forums, online gaming, online interactions, social media, trolling

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while being chased by a horde of zombie chickens, or mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to join! Plus, our community is filled with players who have been on 4chan since they were 20 and get blind drunk on a daily basis.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, we’ll respond to anything, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be.

TwinBroWeddingNoShow

brother, Christian, Communication, Conflict, decision, Dilemma, Discord, Distance, FAITH, family, Girlfriend, groomsmen, Humiliation, Invitation, relationship, Resentment, Schedule, study, TwinBroWeddingNoShow, Wedding, work

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and fight off creepers while dealing with family drama that puts soap operas to shame.

Just like the OP’s twin brother, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and decide whether to attend weddings where you weren’t even properly invited. Will you be the bigger person and show up in your best virtual suit, or will you stay home and mine for diamonds instead?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter passive-aggressive sister-in-laws who love to stir up trouble and make snarky comments about your life choices. Will you stand up for yourself or let them get under your pixelated skin?

And don’t forget about the grandma who’s caught in the middle of it all, debating whether to attend the wedding or stay home and tend to her virtual garden. Will you help her navigate the drama or leave her to fend for herself?

Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, questionable invitations, and enough drama to make even the most seasoned reality TV star blush. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the world of Minecraft?

MineAddict SMP: Stop It!

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, hardest to stop, internet addiction, mental health, MineAddict, nicotine addiction, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, Recovery, sex addiction, shopping addiction, smp, social media addiction, STOP, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to kick your addiction to breathing! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to take a breath while playing. We’ve had players pass out from lack of oxygen because they couldn’t tear themselves away from our epic builds and crazy adventures. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of forgetting to breathe while playing Minecraft!

CraftyComrades

Bonding, building relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyComrades, cultivating friendships, deepening friendships, forming friendships, friendship, loyalty, maintaining friendships, MAKING FRIENDS, nurturing friendships, quality time, relationships, shared experiences, socializing, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Forget about making friends in real life, join our Minecraft server and make friends with pixelated cows, chickens, and creepers instead! Who needs human interaction when you can have a virtual pet zombie pigman as your bestie?

”’What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn?”’

Oh honey, you haven’t truly experienced embarrassment until you’ve shown up to a Minecraft fashion show wearing nothing but a diamond helmet and a pair of leather pants. Join our server and show off your questionable fashion choices to the entire blocky world!

”’What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?”’

Forget about weird foods, on our Minecraft server you can feast on a buffet of virtual cake, enchanted golden apples, and suspicious stews made from mysterious ingredients. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in the pixelated world? Join now and satisfy your hunger in the most bizarre ways possible!