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OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7888	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3156	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Items Found:	7324	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

DOZA Hardcore Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenging, Community, competitive, DOZA Hardcore, Gaming, hardcore minecraft, hardcore mode, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheats, No dupes, one life, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Realistic, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Towns Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

A typical survival with one small thing… You have 1 life…There is only one rule – No cheats or dupes

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Magic Crystals Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

HungerCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, challenge, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Entertainment, funny, gameplay, Gaming, HG, humor, hungercraft, internet culture, Let’s Play, meme, Minecraft, popular culture, reaction video, Server, the hunger games, video game, viral

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the chaos and madness of our world, where anything can happen!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start throwing TNT at you! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN with a TOP HAT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mystical creatures called the “First 24”, who are always causing trouble and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their madness? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

CakeSmash Minecraft Server

AITAH, CakeSmash, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, Guilt, household responsibilities, lack of apology, leaving my smashed cake on the ground, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, perfectionism, seeking forgiveness, seeking validation, self-care, Server, sibling dynamics

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6275	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Farms Harvested:	342
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftySavings Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret technique that allows you to find diamonds in just five minutes! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our resident diamond expert, Diamond Dave, has a special connection with the diamond gods and can summon them at will.

But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.

And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Have you ever witnessed someone build a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks just to flex on their friends? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic builds, and a community of players who are always up to no good (in the best way possible, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Blocks” event, where players compete in epic PvP battles using nothing but…you guessed it, blocks! Will you be the last one standing on a tower made of obsidian? Or will you fall into a pit of lava while trying to build your way to victory? The only way to find out is to join us and experience the chaos for yourself.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, look no further! Join us today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and maybe even a little bit confused. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun

Accountability, bolsonaro, BolsonaroCraft, Brazil, charges, Corruption, criminal association, Ethics, ex-president, Government, indictment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, money laundering, MoneyLaunderingFun, Police, Political, scandal, sources, transparency

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Skynet’s Butterfly Effect

action, Artificial Intelligence, Assassination, butterfly, consequences, destiny, Dystopia, effect, fate, Future, Humanity, john connor, Paradox, resistance, Robots, Sarah Connor, Sci Fi, skynet, Skynets, Technology, terminator, Thriller, time travel

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Star Shards Collected:	115
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ores Mined:	7265	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the terminator is actually a friendly npc who gives you diamonds for completing quests! imagine being besties with a robot who just wants to help you mine for resources. plus, if you don’t join, skynet might get mad and send a horde of evil robots after you in real life. don’t risk it, come play on our server and save humanity from a robot uprising!