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Canadian Ass Minecraft SMP

ass, BOOTY, Canada, Canadian, Canadian ass, Canadian beauty, Canadian booty, Canadian culture, Canadian fashion, Canadian heritage, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian men, Canadian pride, Canadian women, Minecraft, need more, need more ass, need more Canadian, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	231	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Votes:	4650

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is in desperate need of more Canadian players because, let’s face it, we need more maple syrup and politeness in our lives. Plus, have you ever seen a moose try to play Minecraft? It’s hilarious!

Join us for epic battles against evil beavers, intense hockey matches on the ice rink we built in-game, and don’t even get us started on the poutine parties we have every Friday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve eaten poutine while mining for diamonds.

So come on, eh? Join our server and let’s show those Americans how it’s done, eh?

HateCraft Minecraft Server

ah, child, children, confession, Conflict, dealbreaker, decision, discussion, family, Father, forgiveness, Guilt, hate, HateCraft, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Pregnancy, relationship, Rude, Server, Trust, VIOLATION

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting poked with holes are creepers trying to sneak up on you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises like a husband who sabotages birth control. Our server is a safe space for all players, no shady behavior allowed! So come on over and build your dream world without any baby daddy drama. Trust us, you won’t find any AHs here, just friendly gamers ready to explore and create together!

LockOutLootOut

BETRAYAL, changing locks, Cheating, confronting cheating spouse, custody battle, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family drama, forgiveness, Infidelity, LockOutLootOut, marital crisis, marriage problems, moving on, relationship advice, seeking closure, seeking legal advice, snooping, standing up for yourself, throwing clothes out, trust issues

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	235	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	600239	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your cheating husband drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and escape the real world craziness.

Our server is filled with surprises just like finding perfume on your husband’s clothes. But don’t worry, there are no flirty messages here, just friendly banter and epic adventures.

Unlike changing the locks on your cheating spouse, on our server, you can build and create without any drama. And if you ever feel like throwing something out the window, just toss a block into the abyss (or maybe just into the virtual dumpster).

Join us now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? Plus, we promise not to judge you for overreacting or blocking your ex on social media. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

AxisCraft: UkrTroopsInvadeRU

Advanced, aggression, AxisCraft, border, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, forbes, Geopolitical, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, new axis, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Territory, Ukrainian troops, UkrTroopsInvadeRU

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? then BOOM, ukrainian troops come storming in from russia on a new axis! like, who even knew that was possible in Minecraft, right? it’s like a whole new level of PVP action, but with a twist! join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever experience, plus you might even get to ride a flying pig into battle or something crazy like that. seriously, this server is lit AF, you gotta join now before the ukrainian troops take over the whole dang place!

Repost Her Content Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Votes:	3087
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who have mastered the art of building giant statues of Steve riding a pig. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait, is that a stack of enchanted golden apples? Join us today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server…but you didn’t hear that from us.

SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3534	Enchantments Applied:	227
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with no rules and no limits to what you can do.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter giant flying squids, talking cows, or even a group of friendly creepers who just want to party. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

BabyTalkCraft

Affection, annoyance, Apology, BabyTalkCraft, babytalking, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conversation, DAUGHTER, endearing, family, Fun, growth, love, Maturity, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, relationship, Respect

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of your dad constantly babytalking you and asking for snackie-snacks on a Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the cringy dad jokes and build your own snackie-snack empire without any parental interference!

We promise no one will ask you to pass the juice-juice or babytalk you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their age or relationship with their parents.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free snackie-snack dispenser in your virtual house! Who needs real-life parents when you have unlimited snackie-snacks in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward family interactions in the virtual world!

CelebLife Minecraft SMP

CelebLife, celebrity life, everyday life, Expectations, Fame, fame vs reality, Fans, glamour, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, paparazzi, PRESSURE, privacy, public image, recognition, scrutiny, smp, social media, spotlight, stress, success, wealth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the biggest difference is that instead of paparazzi following you around, it’s creepers trying to blow you up! Join our server for a chance to live like a true Minecraft superstar, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in our world, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players. So why live a boring, normal life when you could be living it up in our crazy, celebrity-filled Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to fame and fortune (or at least a really cool castle).

CraftyAnxiousGamer

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	79
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of constantly feeling on edge and stressed out in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Our server is specially designed for anxious individuals looking for a virtual escape from the chaos of everyday life. Need a break from social interactions? No problem! You can play solo or team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with anxiety.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Alpaca, a mystical creature that roams the virtual landscape offering words of wisdom and comfort to those in need. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Anxiety Alpaca, your anxiety levels will decrease by 1000%!

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your anxiety-induced habits. Who knew that a virtual world could be the key to finding peace and relaxation?

VITA MC Vanilla+ & a sprinkle of modded madness!

Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, Community, Contests, creativity, Custom Modpack, Items, java, landscapes, Legacy, madness, Mechanics, Modded, multiplayer, Other, Quests, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Treasures, Vanilla, version 1.9, vita

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Runes Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

IP	play.vita-mc.net

Overview:

Vita MC is the perfect Minecraft server for players seeking adventure, creativity, and community. With our custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead, and a friendly international community, there’s always something new to explore and create. Our server supports both Java and Bedrock, and is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards. Come and build your legacy with us!

Features:

Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead
Expansive World
Community-Driven
Events and Challenges
Friendly Staff
Questing and Adventure
Evolving Parkour in the main Hub

Whether you’re a master builder, a daring explorer, or a creative adventurer, Vita MC has a place for you. Join us today and start your adventure in the ultimate modded Minecraft community!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
What is the custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead?	Full Steam Ahead is a unique modpack designed to enhance gameplay and creativity with new features, items, and mechanics.
Are there regular events and challenges on the server?	Yes, the server hosts thrilling events and challenges for players to compete in and earn rewards.
Is there a staff team available to assist players?	Yes, there is a friendly and helpful staff team ready to assist players with any questions or issues they may have.
What kind of quests and adventures can players expect on Vita MC?	Players can embark on epic quests in custom adventure areas, complete missions, battle custom mobs, solve puzzles, and shape their own stories.

For more information, visit our website: vita-mc.net