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BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

bedroom etiquette, BoyfriendBunkBedBattles, communication problems, compromise, love and relationships, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, separate bedrooms, Server, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping separately, Snoring, snoring and relationships, snoring conflicts, snoring issues, snoring partner, snoring problems, snoring remedies, snoring solutions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crops Grown:	4072
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Emeralds Found:	2653
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1983
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Animals Bred:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3927
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Animals Bred:	98	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Farms Harvested:	892	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8126
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Content Creator, Custom, Discord, Falling, form, Friends, Infinite, Join, make, Modded, new, Play, Players, question.., requirement, Server, smp, Spice, Void

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2840	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	706102

Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form