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MicroDriftCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the land is always shifting and changing cuz of CONTINENTAL DRIFT. u never know where ur gonna end up next, it’s like a surprise every time u log in. one minute ur building a house on a mountain, next thing u know ur underwater cuz the land moved. it’s a wild ride that u gotta experience for urself. so come join us and see how long u can survive in this crazy ever-changing world. it’s a challenge like no other, so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures.

Vanilla Catholic Community Craft!

Catholic, CHRISTIANS, comfortable, Community, Craft, No Griefing, No pvp, no swearing, Server, Started Today, Vanilla, Worldedit, Worldguard

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Catholic Minecraft Community Server!

1. No Swearing2. No Griefing3. No PVP

Vanilla with:worldeditworldguard (to prevent griefing!)

Looking to build a comfy server for Catholics and Christians.

Started today!

katholikos.aternos.me

Perpetual Goodness… with a side of chaos and just a hint of vanilla!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Eternal Virtue Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Semi-Anarchy Thrills	Experience true survival with minimal rules, build, mine, and explore freely.
Player-Driven Economy	Forge alliances, trade resources, and create your own economy.
Dynamic Gameplay	Spontaneous PvP battles, collaborative building projects, and endless adventure.
Persistent World	Your actions shape the landscape and leave a lasting impact on the server.
Community Spirit	Join a vibrant community of like-minded adventurers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft? A: Yes! Eternal Virtue welcomes players of all experience levels.

Q: What is the server IP? A: The server IP is currently not available.

Q: How can I connect to Eternal Virtue? A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW for more information.

LatinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with nothing but the finest Latina ass and pussy – that’s right, we’ve got hot Minecraft babes ready to spice up your gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Booty, a rare treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that whoever possesses the Diamond Booty will be granted unlimited diamonds and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

Join our server now for a wild and crazy adventure filled with bootylicious fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with all that Latina ass and pussy around. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

ZoomerThrob Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit that even Zoomers can’t resist splurging and throbbing uncontrollably to it. And don’t even get us started on the mobs – they’re so hot, they make Steve look like he’s melting! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DateNightDrama

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating is strictly prohibited until your character reaches level 16! Just like in real life, we have rules to follow in our virtual world.

Imagine this: your blocky avatar is just twelve blocks tall, going into 7th grade in Minecraft school. You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a player asks you to go on a virtual date to the Minecraft movies. But wait, your Minecraft parents (played by me, 48M, and my Minecraft wife, 46F) have made it clear that dating is off-limits until you reach level 16!

So, you must navigate the pixelated world of Minecraft, avoiding romantic entanglements until you’re old enough to wield a diamond sword with skill. Will you sneak out to meet your secret Minecraft crush, only to face the wrath of your Minecraft parents? Or will you follow the rules and focus on building your blocky empire until the time is right?

Join our server and experience the drama, the tears, and the angry calls from other players’ parents demanding a refund for a canceled Minecraft date. Who knew virtual love could be so complicated? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the no-dating rule until level 16!

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice, normal houses? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you wild and crazy gamers out there!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about a game of “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets to ride a flying pig around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drunk Minecraft Olympics, where players compete in events like “Enderman Toss” and “Creeper Dodgeball” while chugging potions of questionable origin.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT).

CraftyCash Grab

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Trying to build a house in real life! Who needs to deal with crazy expensive mortgages and property taxes when you can join our Minecraft server and build your dream home for free? Plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of real estate deal anywhere else! So come join us and say goodbye to your real world housing woes.

EmbassyRaidCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9634	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis server man, it’s lit AF! We got crazier shenanigans than a dude throwin’ Molotov cocktails at an embassy! Our server is so wild, it’ll make u forget about real life drama like dat. Come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and see what all the hype is about. Plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players, so what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🍪 #MinecraftMadness #EmbassyExplosions #VirtualCookies

KarmaCraft: Expect the Unexpected

Altruism, compassion, consideration, do good, Empathy, ethical behavior, expect, golden rule, interpersonal relationships, KarmaCraft, Kindness, mindfulness, Moral values, mutual respect, positive interactions, positive mindset, reciprocity, Respect, Selflessness, thoughtful actions, treat others well, Understanding, unexpected

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. but watch out for the talking trees, they might steal your diamonds!

we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken so you can rule the land with your pecking powers. and don’t forget about our disco party every friday night in the nether realm, where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons break it down.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just remember, what happens in minecraft, stays in minecraft.