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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7853 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5861 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”