Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

sour mix, whiskey sours, SOURS, eight whiskey sours, bar

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Mixology Minecraft Server

heritage, multicultural, indigenous, dual heritage, half Finnish half Australian

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other? Join our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – half Finnish and half Australian Aboriginal!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the snowy forests of Finland one minute, and the next you’re riding kangaroos through the Outback. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drop Bear, a fearsome creature that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the world. Can you outsmart the Drop Bear and claim its treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our half Finnish, half Australian Aboriginal Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you laughing and gasping for more!

Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

Professional Growth, friendship, Emotional journey, bartender life, Japanese culture

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Epic Quest Minecraft 1.21.2

follow for a year, 1 million dollars, Epic, year long commitment, million dollar question

Yo, bro, listen up! This server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on, but in Minecraft form!

We got more epic quests than a knight in shining armor could handle, and the loot is so good, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we’re always down for a good laugh and some shenanigans.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of pixelated madness and mayhem, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let the good times roll!

UncleCreepBeGoneMC

Jealousy, EMBARRASSMENT, overreacted, hit on, Joker

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and creepy uncles are strictly prohibited! Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you won’t have to worry about any uncomfortable situations like the one mentioned above.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and make new friends along the way.

Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for creepy uncles or any other inappropriate behavior. If anyone tries to make you uncomfortable, just call them out in the chat and our moderators will take care of the rest.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

NoMoreNether – Too many ghasts and not enough snacks!

18. Travel nightmares, 15. Avoiding tourist traps, 17. Regrettable vacation choices, 7. Travel regrets, 5. Disappointing vacations

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a creepy, haunted mansion and got chased by a pack of zombie llamas? Yeah, that’s definitely a place you never want to visit again. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that! Join us for a wild adventure filled with rainbow-colored sheep, talking parrots, and secret treasure chests hidden in the most unexpected places. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who loves to break out into dance parties whenever someone finds a rare diamond. So why not join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless those zombie llamas show up again, in which case, run for your life!).

RainbowCraft: Happy Blocks & Crazy Minds

mental health comparison, LGBTQ+ mental health disparities, mental health conditions, mental health rates, mental health issues

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit for all u minecraft players out there. we got rainbow blocks and unicorn horses and all that jazz.

if u join this server, ur mental health will be, like, off the charts good. like, u will be happier than a pig in mud. we got therapists in the game who will give u virtual hugs and kisses to make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

plus, like, if u identify as LGBTQ+, this server is, like, the place to be. we got rainbows everywhere and pride parades every day. u will feel so loved and accepted, u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

so, like, come join us on this magical minecraft journey. ur mental health will thank u, and u will have more fun than a llama at a disco party.

Newsky – private vanila server minecraft

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Private free truck server at 1.21.4Entrance via Discord

65.108.21.214:25628

Quirm SMP

Discord, tps, smp, mod, Whitelist

Quirm SMP

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Overview:

In Quirm, We’re all about keeping it Unique and Simplicity. We aim to provide a space where players can relax and enjoy Minecraft in a fun and awesome way!

Server Specs
64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

Why Quirm SMP?

Our server features:

Have a pure vanilla experience with some unique twists and quests
Active community with up to 20+ players on weekends
Proximity chat gameplay
CoreProtect to prevent griefing
Unique events and competitions
Lag-free experience with 20 TPS

Rules & Expectations:

Must be at least 17 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil, have common sense, and respect others
Must have a Discord account to join

Additional Info:

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
Exclusive items through weekly events
Mobs and players drop heads upon death
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4 with Simple Voice Chat
Weekly events and border expansion

Mfinda Anime Land 1.21.1

Masao Maruyama, feature length, Shop, animation, Anime

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

We got Masao Maruyama collaborating on a feature-length animation project called “Mfinda”!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s connected to such a cool project, right?

Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!