mixology – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Bartender, bourbon, bullshit, cocktails, Drinking, drinks, Drunk, eight whiskey sours, fucking, hangover, happy hour, Minecraft, mixology, Party, recipe, smp, sour mix, SOURS, tipsy, whiskey, whiskey sours

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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Mixology Minecraft Server

Aboriginal, Australian, biracial, blended families, Cross-cultural, cultural blending, cultural diversity, Diversity, dual heritage, ethnicity, FINNISH, half Finnish half Australian, heritage, indigenous, Minecraft, mixed heritage, mixed race, mixology, multicultural, multiethnic, racial mixes, Server, unique backgrounds

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other? Join our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – half Finnish and half Australian Aboriginal!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the snowy forests of Finland one minute, and the next you’re riding kangaroos through the Outback. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Drop Bear, a fearsome creature that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the world. Can you outsmart the Drop Bear and claim its treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our half Finnish, half Australian Aboriginal Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you laughing and gasping for more!

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Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

anime adaptation, Bar K, bar setting, Bartender, bartender life, bartending skills, Character development, cocktails, Crafty, customer service, Drama, Emotional journey, friendship, Goblets, GODLY, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kami no Glass, Manga, Mister Perfect, mixology, Professional Growth, slice of life

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Yo, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server that’s got everyone talking? It’s like the Genshin Impact of Minecraft, but with more explosions and less gacha!

We’ve got character trailers for our players, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” – this dude is dropping sick beats while mining for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on “The Duty of Name Forging” – it’s like a quest to find the most epic username ever!

Version 5.1 is here, and it’s called “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” – sounds intense, right? We’ve got banners with weapons like Uraku Misugiri, a sword that can slice through anything, and Peak Patrol Song, a sword that sings while you fight. How cool is that?

And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards forever – it’s like free stuff every day, just for logging on! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes for Primogems (whatever those are) in all regions, so you can deck out your character in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Creeper of Destiny and ride it into battle. The possibilities are endless!

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DALL-E 3 Thread Minecraft Server

3 Thread, ai art, algorithm, art generation, Artificial Intelligence, bing.com/create, computer vision, creative coding, creativity, dall e, dalle, deep learning, design, digital art, Graphic design, Image Generation, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, Server, Technology, Thread, visual art

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. If you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of diamond poop!

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When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

bullying, committed, cyberbullying, dog, Graduation, healing, HIGH, high school, Impact, internet, Kid, mental health, Minecraft, moving forward, perspective, Reflection, regret, School, shame, SMPantics, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, Trauma, video scandal, viral

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

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Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

career, Dakota, economic growth, employment, job availability, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job relocation, job relocation advice, job relocation tips, Job Search, Jobs, Midwest, Migration, Minecraft, Move, north, North Dakota, opportunity, Relocation, Server, united states, work

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

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Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, Edition, Fangs, fangs edition, homog, Homogs, horny, image maker, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash Thread, picrew, picrew.me, reentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread Template, Trash, Trash thread

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

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Pank World server Minecraft

banner, family friendly, friendly-atmosphere, GIF, join us, minecraft server, no privates, Pank World, Responsive players, Small Community, Vanilla

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

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Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

Alter, Crafty, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, NA General, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon, Summoning Info

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

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The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

athletes, baseball, baseball champions, celebration, Champions, Championship, Competition, happening this time, Ladies and gentlemen, long awaited victory, Minecraft, series, smp, sports, sports champions, TEAM, Trust me, Victory, victory parade, WINNERS, world, world series, World Series champions

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

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Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

autistic, bunch of piercings, drive thru, emphasized, extra right, Eyelashes, flutters, girl, Girls, goyslop, Handed, made it, Minecraft, Order, piercings, Server, special order, SSReyes, sweetie, tired, tired SSReyes, Zoomer, zoomer girl

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

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Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

adorable, canine companion, companion, cute, Cute dog, Decoy Ohtani, dog, Dog lover, DOGGO, Fluffy, four-legged friend, furry family member, furry friend, good boy, Loyal, man’s best friend, Minecraft, pet, pet parent, playful, precious pup, smp, SWEET, tail wagging

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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