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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7220 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 140 |
Emeralds Found: | 5411 | Enchantments Applied: | 75 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.
Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?