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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5397 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon comes to party with us on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the boss while sipping on a potion of swag.
2. Our spawn point is a magical disco ball that shoots out diamonds instead of light. Who needs torches when you have bling bling lighting up your world?
3. We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. They even have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks!
4. Our PvP arena is so intense that players have been known to break their keyboards in a fit of rage. But don’t worry, we provide a free keyboard replacement service for all our members.
5. The rumors are true – Herobrine is actually a regular player on our server. He’s not here to haunt you, though. He just wants to show off his sick redstone skills and challenge you to a build-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and become a part of the chudcel revolution!
