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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4914 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3527 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Colby is on a mission to turn every fight into a slurping showdown! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that Colby once accidentally slurped up a whole ocean in a fit of hunger-induced madness. Now, he’s determined to slurp his way to victory in every battle on the server!
But that’s not all – our SMP is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will leave you scratching your head and laughing until your sides hurt. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to out-slurp Colby and conquer the zaniest Minecraft SMP around! Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
