Mixed Drinks MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NightOutBrews Minecraft SMP

alcohol, favorite drink, smp, Beer, club

LOL OMG, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you get a FREE virtual drink every time you log on! And not just any drink, we’re talking about a potion of ultimate craziness that will make you see pink sheep flying around and dancing villagers! Join us for the wildest party in Minecraft history, where the creepers wear party hats and the zombies breakdance! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of virtual drinks! Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🍹🤪

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Crafty Feels Bar Minecraft Server

bar experience, pay with cards, beer selection, order drinks, happy hour

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can vent your feelings while building epic structures! Need to let out some steam after a long day of mining? Just hop on and start smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Order your drinks at our virtual bar and pay with cards or cash (in-game currency, of course). Need a pick-me-up while fighting off creepers? Just order a virtual mojito and keep on crafting!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the craziness begin!

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SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

taste test, Coca Cola, fizzy drinks, pepsi, carbonated beverages

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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CraftyCreeperCocktail

signature drink, party drink, Nightlife Experience, nightlife, club

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

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Tipless Tavern Minecraft Server

low calorie seltzer, drink prices, Minecraft, bar, Tipless

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you $5 for a glass of tap water? Look no further, because our server offers FREE virtual water for all players! Plus, our bartender NPCs won’t give you death stares if you forget to tip on your virtual seltzer. And don’t worry about overpaying for drinks, because all virtual mixed drinks and tallboys are only $5 each – cheaper than a bottle of water at that other bar! Join us for a virtual drink and some blocky adventures today!

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Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

Negroni, indulgence, celebration, Drinking, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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MacCraftedGifts

Spouse, dissatisfaction, Technology, MONEY, birthday present

Are you tired of being called “cheap” by your friends just because you like to save a few bucks here and there? Then join our Minecraft server, where being frugal is celebrated! We understand the importance of getting the best bang for your buck, just like how you found that sweet deal on a refurbished Macbook for your wife’s birthday.

On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!

So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!

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BaseZombieHideout – Because who wouldn’t want to survive the apocalypse in a hospital filled with supplies and medicine?

zombie apocalypse, Medicine, Hospital, Resources, Filled

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate zombie apocalypse survival challenge! Join us and choose your base/hideout from a range of crazy options like a haunted amusement park, a zombie-infested mall, or even a top-secret government lab filled with experimental monsters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.

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HostageHavocMC

security forces, Palestinian militants, military operation, hostage situation, terrorism threat

Yo, you gotta join this sick Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, one time, this dude was playin’ and he found a secret cave full of diamonds and emeralds, but then a creeper came outta nowhere and blew it all up! It was hilarious, man!

And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!

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ElbowsOffTablesMC

ElbowsOffTablesMC, habits, social norms, dining etiquette, Dining

So, like, you know how elbows on tables used to be, like, a big deal? well, not on this server, man! we’re all about elbows on tables, elbows on chairs, elbows on anything you want! come join us and show off your best elbow skills in our epic elbow-building competitions. trust me, you’ve never seen elbows like this before. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent elbows who are plotting to take over the world. so, like, join us now before it’s too late! #elbowsrule #elbowpower #joinusnow

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