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SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Villages Defended:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ores Mined:	3724	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

bulk order, Catering, chicken fajitas, ChickenFajitaKing, DELICIOUS, event planning, fiesta, food order, Grilled Chicken, Hungry, large order, meal prep, mexican cuisine, Mexican flavors, Minecraft, mouth watering, onions, party food, peppers, sizzling, smp, spicy, Tex-Mex, tortillas

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7339
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Farms Harvested:	124
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

TotallyNotSquidgy Vanilla Infested LGBTQ+ Joyful Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like server! 🔥

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, INFESTED, java, Joyful, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Private ticket system, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, TotallyNotSquidgy, Vanilla, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	5209	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date	2nd August
Server Members	350
Total Members	550

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply by joining the Discord server and submitting the form in the #waitlist-form channel.

What time will Season 12 start?

Season 12 will start at 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm CET on the 2nd of August.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?

Reasons to join include being hosted in North America, Discord integration, Voice Chat, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini-seasons?

Yes, mini-seasons last around a month and may use custom modpacks.

Is being on the Discord server required?

Yes, Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server.

Can I join just for chatting without playing?

Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for chatting and breaks from playing.

Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

Aqua, depression, Empty, empty wallets, favorite talents, Graduation, Happiness, hololive, Invincible, joy, last source of happiness, Minecraft, pit of depression, reminder, Server, Silly games, source of happiness, Stuck, vtuber community, Vtubers, wallets

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Crops Grown:	6597	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

cuck, cucks, Decade, Feedback, Good, Great, ignored, ignored advice, ignored feedback, ignored for a decade, ignored for a long time, ignored for years, ignored opinions, ignored recommendations, ignored suggestions, Ignorer, Minecraft, opinion, Overlooked, Popular, rarely talked about, Recommendation, smp, Underrated

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2407	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	587	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mines Excavated:	3149	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

CraftyGenZLand

CraftyGenZLand, cutting-edge research, future predictions, future technology, futuristic breakthrough, game-changing invention, global transformation, groundbreaking discovery, groundbreaking innovation, innovation, Millennials, next big thing, paradigm shift., revolutionary discovery, revolutionary impact, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, societal impact, technological advancement, transformative discovery, world-changing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!