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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8836 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
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But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!
