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LovelessCraft: Marry for XP, Care for Diamonds

baking, care, Caring, comfort, Commitment, Companionship, Cooking, diamonds, Elderly, ENGAGEMENT, Kindness, lonely, love, LovelessCraft, Marriage, Marry, Pension, relationships, retired, Safety, Teacher, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Magic Items Found:	6630
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	27

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft? Well, join our server and find your Paul! Our server is filled with kind and sweet players just waiting to care for you. Just like how Paul cares for our player, you’ll never feel alone again!

Don’t worry about being rich, just like Paul, our server is comfortable and cozy. With a community of players who are willing to engage and wait for you to join their adventures, you’ll feel right at home.

So come on, join our server and find your Paul today! Who knows, you might even end up getting engaged in-game! Just remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the companionship and love you’ll find on our server.

CraftyCostumeCraze

attire, Character, COSPLAY, costumes, CraftyCostumeCraze, creativity, Daily, dress up, FANTASY, funny, humor, imagination, office, Outfit, quirky, Ridiculous, Themed, themed days, Unconventional, Unique, work

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Emeralds Found:	1070
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crops Grown:	7019
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself diving into a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds!

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you see our costume parties! Every day is a new theme, from dressing up as a potato to strutting your stuff as a disco-loving llama. So grab your pixelated party hat and join us for a week of non-stop costume madness that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

UkraineCraft2024

administration, Adviser, biden, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, Presidency, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2024, united states, world affairs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	5823	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can help biden put ukraine in the “best position”? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u!

come join us and help biden navigate the treacherous world of minecraft politics as he tries to make ukraine the most powerful nation in the game. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to build a diamond wall around the entire country to keep out those pesky creepers.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and be a part of biden’s epic quest to make ukraine great again in minecraft!

CSS Minecraft Server: So Good or Nah?

Competitive Gaming, CSS, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming opinions, gaming technology, gaming trends, gaming updates., Good, graphics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nah, Nostalgia, online gaming, review, Server, video games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	50	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Crops Grown:	5188	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	776	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Oh honey, this Minecraft server is better than a diamond sword enchanted with unbreaking 1000! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including a flying pig mod that lets you ride around on a bacon-powered hovercraft. And let me tell you about our custom minigames – ever wanted to play Spleef on a giant ice cream sundae? Well, now you can! Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have learned to stop exploding and start giving hugs instead. So come join us, because this server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action!

Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP

communication skills, cultural sensitivity, dumb, educational resources, EFL, English, English language learners., esl, language accessibility, language adaptation, language assistance, language barriers, language comprehension, language development, language education, Language Instruction, language learning, language proficiency, language support, Language Teaching, Minecraft, simplifying language, smp, teaching strategies

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

UnseenBeautiesMC SMP

Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, animal lovers, animal stereotypes, Animals, beauty, Creatures, Exotic animals, misunderstood, misunderstood animals, misunderstood creatures, Nature, negative reputation, Perception, smp, stigma, unappreciated, underrated beauty, UnseenBeautiesMC, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Animals Bred:	146
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the pranks – we’ve had players turn entire villages into giant mazes just for fun!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because of the animals. Forget about the usual cows and sheep – on our server, we have a whole zoo of exotic creatures roaming around. Ever seen a pink llama with a top hat? How about a panda riding a horse? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

EdgeWorld Selfies

conspiracy theories, Edge of the world, EdgeWorld, flat earth, flat earth believers, flat earth believers society, flat earth community, flat earth conspiracy, flat earth debate, flat earth debunked, flat earth documentary, flat earth evidence, flat earth experiment, flat earth myth, flat earth proof, flat earth research, flat earth society, flat earth theory, flat earth truth, pseudoscience, selfies

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchantments Applied:	261
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people think the Earth is flat? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a realm where the Earth is as round as a juicy watermelon! Our server is the perfect place for all you globe-believers out there who want to explore a world that actually makes sense.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the elusive edge of the world. Will you discover the truth about the Earth’s shape, or will you fall off the edge and into the abyss? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of penguin warriors who are hell-bent on protecting the Earth’s roundness at all costs. Join forces with these feathery fighters and take on the Flat Earthers in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove once and for all that the Earth is round, just like a delicious pizza!

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

abortion, Abortion bans, abortions, baby, blocky, boom, Family Planning, healthcare access, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, maternal health, public health, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, state laws, sterilization, sterilization procedures, unintended pregnancies, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive rights, women’s rights advocacy, womens healthcare, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	901
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

#exciting, Community, competitive, Ffa, Fun, Gaming, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvP, Rewards, Server, SoulPvP, Voting

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Votes:	5308	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

allegations, blocky, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, dick, fake news, gossip, Inappropriate Behavior, Laura Loomer, Media, Milo Yiannopoulos, Minecraft, News, Political, REPUBLICAN, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, social media, speculation, tabloid, trending, trump, Trumps, viral

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7591
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!