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Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6217
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

aura, dark fantasy, demon hunter, demon pussy, FANTASY, Female Characters, frieren, Frierens, funhouse, Good deeds, kill herself, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Piccolo, powerful women, redemption arc, smp, strong female lead, Vegeta, wasted potential

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

Accepted, Applications channel, banner, beautiful buildings, building, Community, Discord, griefer, join us, like-minded, minecraft server, participants, Play, Project Kus, Recruitment, Server, server description, Time

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Zombie Dances:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

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Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

adaptation, Advancements, anthropology, biology, changes, Craft, Development, Evolution, evolve, Future, genetics, human evolution, intelligence, Minecraft, mutation, natural selection, Possibilities, progress, Science, Server, society, speculation, speculation on human evolution, Technology

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Meteorites Collected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime girl’s, character collection, gacha, gacha addiction, gacha community, gacha culture, gacha games, gacha luck, gacha pulls, Gacha simulator, gacha sluts, gacha trends, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile games, role playing, Sluts, smp, virtual fashion, virtual world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	243	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3944	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, growth, Insight, knowledge, learn, learning, lessons, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Farms Harvested:	395
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, ESOTERIC, Exotic, Language, linguistic curiosity, linguistic oddity, linguistics, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar word, quirky, rare, smp, STRANGEST, strangest word, uncommon, unfamiliar, Unique, UNUSUAL, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Farms Harvested:	508	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Holy Grails Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Mines Excavated:	4063
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!