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MitochondriaBrainFling

brain cells, brain function, brain health, cell biology, cellular biology, cellular communication, cellular health, Dna, genetics, Mitochondria, MitochondriaBrainFling, mitochondrial DNA, Mitochondrial Evolution, Mitochondrial function, Mitochondrial Genetics, Mitochondrial Research, Mitochondrial transfer, neurology, research, Science

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34

hey u! do u like minecraft? well this server is the bomb diggity! u know why? because mitochondria are flinging their dna into our brain cells! like, what even is that?! but it’s happening on our server and it’s wild! join us for a crazy adventure where u never know what’s gonna happen next! build, explore, and maybe even discover the secrets of the universe! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

ReproMasters: East & South Asians Unite!

Asians, biological traits, comparison, cultural beliefs, demographics, Diversity, east, east asians, ethnicity, Eugenics, genetics, human evolution, master race, northern Europeans, Population, race theory, Reproduction, ReproMasters, scientific fallacies, social constructs, South, South Asians, Stereotypes, Superiority, unite

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Star Shards Collected:	77	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	864028
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, LIKE BETTER THAN A PUPPY RIDING A UNICORN INTO A RAINBOW! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE MASTER RACE OF GAMERS, WE’RE LIKE THE OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND SLAYING CREEPERS!

WE GOT MORE ASIANS AND SOUTHIES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT, SO YOU KNOW WE’RE THE REAL DEAL. PLUS, OUR PLAYERS HAVE THE FERTILITY OF RABBITS, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ALL THE BABY GAMERS RUNNING AROUND.

COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF EPIC ADVENTURES AND INSANE SHENANIGANS. WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES, WE MAKE ‘EM AND THEN BREAK ‘EM LIKE A BOSS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

CubCursed [SMP] [Modded] {forge 1.20.1} {1.21 Backport} {RP optional} {Whitelist} A.K.A. CubCraft

1.20.1, a.k.a, AE2, alex’s caves, Backport, Community, core mods, create mod, CubCraft, CubCursed, Discord, Easy Villagers, experienced, farmers delight, Forge, Friendly, International, Iron’s spells, kitchen sink, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Modpack, Optional, Roleplay, server starts, simple voice chat, smp, Whitelist, Yung’s Better Structures

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	1970
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to CubCraft!
(Server starts this weekend)

CubCraft is a community in which we host a series of servers. These servers vary from large scale RP projects to smaller SMPs, like this one. This SMP will have a “Kitchen Sink” modpack which contains a bunch of fun mods without much correlation (a list of core mods can be found below). We have a varied community with a bunch of friendly people from all across the world with all sorts of interests. Some of our members are experienced roleplayers and as such, roleplay will be allowed/encouraged around the server, however do not feel obligated to join in if you do not want to.

Core Mods (not all mods are listed, just some of the larger ones): – Create Mod (+Addons) – Farmers Delight (+Addons) – 1.21 backport – Simple Voice Chat – Lightman’s Currency – AE2 – Alex’s Caves – Iron’s Spells – Easy Villagers – Yung’s better structures

Join the discord to get whitelisted once the server begins: https://discord.gg/grRjckSQ8c

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our discord through the link provided and get whitelisted once the server starts.
Is roleplaying mandatory?	Roleplaying is allowed and encouraged, but not mandatory. Feel free to join in or not based on your preferences.
What will the server modpack be?	The server will run a “Kitchen Sink” modpack with various fun mods that do not necessarily correlate. Some of the core mods are listed above.
Can I suggest mods for the server?	We welcome mod suggestions from our community. Feel free to suggest mods in our discord channel.

Onee-San’s High School Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Age gap romance, bittersweet, Coming of Age, emotional connection, explicit sex, forbidden love, good ending, Happy Ending, Heartwarming, HIGH, high school boy, love story, mature woman, Minecraft, onee san, OneeSans, relationship drama, romantic comedy, romantic tension, romcom, School, Server, sexual tension, teenage boy, unrequited love

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Too bad they didn’t show any explicit sex”? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are twerking! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pork chop. Don’t miss out on our weekly “Build a house out of lava” competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, explicit sex is strictly prohibited (sorry, Steve).

PixelPoppin Minecraft SMP

black and white, BTFO, controversy, debate, Diversity, empowerment, equality, intersectionality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, pill, PixelPoppin, representation, response, smp, social media, tweet, validation, viral tweet, WOMAN

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7539	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4977	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of getting absolutely destroyed by a lesbian woman on Twitter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and show off your building skills to assert dominance over all! Plus, rumor has it that the lesbian woman herself plays on our server and she’s looking for some friendly competition. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under her mighty tweets? Join now and find out!

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CouchPotatoCraft, family conflict, Fighting with mom, generational differences, guest etiquette, Minecraft, mom’s friend, online friendships, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, respecting boundaries, room sharing, Server, sibling support, sleeping in my bed, sleeping on couch, teenage struggles

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3727	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft room with strangers? Join our server and never worry about random online friends taking over your space! We promise no one will storm into your virtual room and demand you clean it. Plus, we have plenty of virtual bathrooms for everyone, so no need to share your personal items with strangers. Join now and experience the ultimate virtual privacy! #NoRoommatesAllowed #MinecraftBoundaries

BacklessBloxLady42

Ageism, aita, backless dress, BacklessBloxLady42, body positivity, compliments, Confidence, fashion, Fashionably, healthier, inappropriate, looks, older woman, pilates, Self-expression, sense of style, strength training, Toned, upscale restaurant, Wardrobe

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your style game!

Join our server and you’ll not only build epic structures, but you’ll also get fashion advice from our resident style gurus. Need a new outfit for your virtual avatar? No problem, we’ve got you covered with the latest trends and hottest looks.

And don’t worry about age restrictions, because on our server, everyone is welcome to flaunt their fabulousness. Whether you’re 42F or 46M, we believe that style knows no bounds.

So come join us and show off your virtual fashion sense. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire your in-game friends to step up their style game too. Don’t be a fashion faux pas, join our server today!

SpeakerphoneSteve – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Behavior, Communication, consideration, Conversation, disturbance, Etiquette, inconsiderate, loud, Manners, Minecraft, mobile phones, people, pet peeve, privacy, Public, public spaces, smp, Social Interaction, social norms, Speakerphone, SpeakerphoneSteve, Technology

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of hearing people blabbering on speakerphone in public like they own the place? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict no-speakerphone policy! That’s right, no annoying phone conversations blasting in your ears while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who explodes every time someone uses speakerphone. So join us if you dare, and say goodbye to those obnoxious public phone calls once and for all!

CraftyQsMC

ask people, Communication, conversation starter, CraftyQsMC, deep conversation, engaging question, favorite question, favorite question to ask, favorite thing to ask, favorite topic, get to know you, getting to know someone, Icebreaker, memorable question, open-ended question, personal preference, sharing experiences, Social Interaction, sparking conversation, starting a conversation, Thought-provoking

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in the sunlight? Well, look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of talking pigs who will guide you through our wacky world of wonder. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! Feel like riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Find and befriend this rare bird and you’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

PhillyCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military presence, military tensions, Minecraft, missile defense, north, Philippines, PhillyCraft, regional stability, security concerns, Server, South China Sea, strategic interests, territorial disputes, US missile system

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. and, get this, the other day, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. like, what even?!

also, like, the admins are super cool and always throwing crazy events. one time, they spawned a giant zombie that could shoot lasers out of its eyes. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKyiv: Invade4Peace

border conflict, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyiv, cross-border tensions, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, fair, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invade4Peace, Military Action, Négotiation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political tension, russia, security concerns, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	4901
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7397	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

so like, ukraine was all like, “we gotta go into russia to make them talk nice to us” and everyone was like, “whaaaat??” but then they were like, “yeah, we gotta do it for peace, man.” so they went in and started building peace talks out of blocks and stuff, like in minecraft. it was crazy, but it worked! now they’re all friends and stuff. come join our server and build peace talks with us, it’s wild!