join dis minecraft server cuz we got mushrooms dat give u super powers like flyin and shootin fireballs out ur butt. we also got beans dat make u run super fast and jump hella high. u can be a mushroom warrior and fight off evil zombies tryna steal ur beans. be da hero of da minecraft world and save all da mushrooms and beans from doom. come join us and be a part of da epic adventure of ergothioneine madness!
ShroomCraft: Mitochondrial Madness
BrainCraft: Mitochondrial Madness
Yo, dis server be lit AF cuz we got somatic nuclear mitochondrial DNA insertions up in dis bish! Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server with dat kinda crazy shiz?Come chill with us and watch as dem DNA insertions take over da human brain like a bunch of tiny zombies. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way.
Plus, our fibroblasts are straight up party animals. They be accumulating dem insertions like it’s nobody’s business, creating a whole new level of chaos and fun on dis server.
So come on and join us for a wild ride of genetic mayhem and brainy hijinks. You won’t regret it, trust me. Let’s get weird together, fam!
DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem
so like, u know how u eat a lot of burgers and fries and stuff, well turns out ur kids might get fat just cuz u eat like a pig. but like, on this server, u can eat all the virtual burgers u want and ur minecraft kids won’t get fat cuz they don’t have real bodies. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. join now and save ur future minecraft generations from obesity!