JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RAVE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS DANCE AND THE ZOMBIES DO THE MACARENA!
GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN AS YOU EXPLORE A WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT MUSHROOMS, TALKING ANIMALS, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE!
imagine mining for diamonds while your hippocampus creates new neurons like a boss. you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with the speed and agility of a caffeinated ninja.
so come on, join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! who needs therapy when you have coffee polyphenols and a pickaxe, amirite?
Join us on this server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP club of indie vtubers?
Have an oshi with 499 views? No problem! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers, you’re welcome to join the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have a Wheel of Names, a Tiermaker, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) to keep the party going! Plus, we have ducks…yes, ducks!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, you might even run into a Potion Seller selling some wild concoctions! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of AI chatbots that will blow your mind, blender models that will make your jaw drop, and low poly models that will make you question reality itself.
And don’t even get me started on our mods – they’ll take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Want to beat Janet in a standoff? We’ll give you the tools to do it, no questions asked.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and see where it takes you. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!
First off, our players have the most luscious pixelated hair you’ve ever seen. It’s like they just stepped out of a virtual salon! And don’t even get me started on their perfectly sculpted blocky bodies. Who knew square-shaped abs could be so hot?
But the real reason you should join our server is for the insane stories that go down here. We’ve had players build entire castles made out of diamond blocks, only to have them destroyed by a rogue herd of zombie pigs. And let’s not forget the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to escape a pack of angry Endermen. It was like a pixelated action movie!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself why the minor things are so damn attractive here. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a blocky beauty or embarking on a wild adventure that will have you laughing for days. See you in the virtual world, player!
Hello future friend! We have started Konohaven Season 3 for the 1.20 release! Our main focus this season will be about taking on the game of Minecraft together (community neighborhood, build projects, challenges, events). So if you are tired of playing Minecraft alone on a multiplayer server, come give us a try this season and see if we are a good fit for you!
We launched Season 3 on June 10 2023, but it is never too late to join as we plan to keep growing. Everyone can go at their own pace regardless of when they join.
| 1.21 Fabric | Server located in the Eastern US (Virginia) |
| Hard Difficulty | Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled |
| Single-Player Sleep | Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods |
| Live Map (Pl3xmap) | Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available |
| Diamond based player-run shop economy |
If you want to view our full guide about our server before joining, click here.
Join us now for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even witness a Minecraft pig doing the moonwalk while singing the national anthem. Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Time Traveling Sheep, who will guide you on epic quests to collect rare items and battle fearsome mobs. Rumor has it that the sheep can even grant wishes, so be sure to butter them up with some tasty wheat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Who knows, you might even end up becoming the ruler of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
But beware, just like the OP’s nosy SIL, there may be some players who think quiet time is abusive. So join our server and show them that taking a break and enjoying some peace and quiet is not a crime – it’s a necessity! So come on in, build, explore, and most importantly, take some time for yourself. Quiet time has never been this fun!
