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World of Normgroids 1.21.4
Join our Minecraft server and escape the normgroids who want to eat their cake and have it, too! We offer a world free from suffering and ignorance, where you can build and create without the constraints of society. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild in a place where the cake is never gone, and the soda flows like water. Say goodbye to the normies and hello to a new reality where the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. Join us now and experience a world unlike any other! -
CBD Space Boosting THC
LOL COME JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE CBD AND THC LOOK LIKE BESTIES! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES YOUR CHARACTER TRIP BALLS AND SEE UNICORNS EVERYWHERE!JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RAVE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS DANCE AND THE ZOMBIES DO THE MACARENA!
GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN AS YOU EXPLORE A WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT MUSHROOMS, TALKING ANIMALS, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE!
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JavaJoltCraft
join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to neuroinflammation and cognitive deficits, bro! our server is infused with coffee polyphenols that will boost your brain power and make you a minecraft master in no time!imagine mining for diamonds while your hippocampus creates new neurons like a boss. you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with the speed and agility of a caffeinated ninja.
so come on, join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! who needs therapy when you have coffee polyphenols and a pickaxe, amirite?
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Exiled Realms 1.21.3
Yo, bro, forget Reddit and come join our epic Minecraft server! We don’t care about your bass fishing posts, we just want you to build some sick bass fishing statues in the game! Plus, we won’t suspend you for no reason like those Reddit mods. Join us and let’s fish for bass together in the virtual world! -
DishwasherMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we always have fresh blocks for you to mine! Our players are so dedicated to keeping things clean and organized that they run the virtual dishwasher at the end of each day, no matter how full or empty it is. Who needs spare blocks when you can have them sparkling clean for the next day?But that’s not all – our players also run the virtual laundry machine every single day, even if it’s just one item in the wash. Delicate blocks need special treatment, right? So why not wash them separately, even if it means running a half-empty load?
Join us on this server for a truly unique gaming experience where cleanliness is next to blockiness. And remember, if you complain about our wasteful routines, you might just trigger a virtual meltdown!
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MommaCraftWeddingPlanner
Are you tired of boring old weddings with no drama and excitement? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a wedding with a controlling mother!Experience the thrill of trying to plan a wedding while dealing with a mom who wants you to ride in on a horse (yes, we can make that happen in-game too)! Watch as your family gets involved in the chaos, just like in real life!
But wait, there’s more! Feel the rush of emotions as you try to navigate through Pinterest ideas, color themes, and guest lists while avoiding family drama. And if things get too overwhelming, just escape to our virtual world where you can build your dream wedding without any interference.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the wedding planning madness begin! Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one filled with adventure and hilarity? See you there!
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UnsettledSteve in Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. This server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary golden potato and fight off a horde of zombie villagers. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party we have every Saturday night.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft master. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many buckets of lava). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.
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BankruptBrain
10. thought bankruptcy, 9. thought taxation, BankruptBrain, 13. overwhelming thoughts, 15. thought inflationWelcome to our Minecraft server, where your wildest thoughts come to life…literally! Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!Join us and watch as your most ridiculous thoughts become reality in the most hilarious ways possible. From building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon to creating a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes, the possibilities are endless.
But be warned, if thoughts could be taxed based on how often you think them, you might just go bankrupt on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild…just make sure you have enough brain bucks to cover the bill!
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UkraineDeadZone
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the dead are so lit that even north korea is shook? well, look no further cuz our server is where it’s at! we got zombies, skeletons, and creepers that’ll blow ur mind (literally).join us and u can be part of the epic battle between the living and the undead. north korea ain’t got nothin on us when it comes to civil unrest, cuz our players are always ready to rumble.
so come on down to our server and see for urself why north korea is too scared to mess with us. plus, we got free cookies at spawn point. what more could u ask for? come join the fun and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!