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Mitch McConnell Not Doing So Well Minecraft Server

concerns, CONSERVATIVE, current events, Government, health issues, Health Update, Illness, kentucky, leadership, mcconnell, Minecraft, mitch, Mitch McConnell, News, not doing well, Politics, public figure, Recovery, REPUBLICAN, sad, Senate Majority Leader, Server, update, US Senate

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted? That’s right, haunted by the ghost of Steve’s failed creeper farm. Legend has it that if you build a new creeper farm in the same spot, Steve’s ghost will come back to haunt you with explosions galore!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment

Bliss, Contentment, emotional wellness, finding happiness, fulfillment, gratefulness, Happiness, happiness in everyday life, happiness is a choice, happiness is a feeling, happiness is a journey, happiness is a state of mind, happiness is contagious, Happy, happy memories, HappyCraft, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, moment, positive emotions, self-care, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to inject some ridiculousness into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” while wearing a top hat.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Sheep can even teach you how to fly on a pig while juggling flaming potatoes. Who wouldn’t want to learn that skill?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Happiness awaits you, my friend!

LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

LazyCraft, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, bbc news, chinese spy, controversy, Corruption, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Exile, flees, foreign affairs, fury, Government, international relations, investigation, Mayor, Minecraft, Philippines, Politics, public outrage, scandal, Server, Southeast Asia, Spycraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2230
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	219	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️‍♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥

EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal, coal power plant, EcoCraft, Emissions, ENERGY, energy policy, energy production, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, Greenpeace, permits, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

InflamedMindsMC

adolescence inflammation, adolescence research, adolescent mental health, childhood inflammation, childhood mental health, childhood research, depression, early inflammation, InflamedMindsMC, inflammation and depression, inflammation and mental health, inflammation and psychosis, inflammation research, later inflammation, low-grade inflammation, mental health disorders, mental health disorders research, mental health research., Psychosis, research, systemic inflammation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	96	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	44	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ores Mined:	7826	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	New Chunks Explored:	870916
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.