Mitaka Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DustCraft: Where Things Are Always Settled…Until a Creeper Shows Up LOL

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7065	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server in all of Minecraft!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.

So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.

IncelCraft- Ruling the digital world one block at a time! #Blessed #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Villages Defended:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1774

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most savage drama is nothing compared to the chaos that awaits you in the virtual world!

Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCharmless Medaka: Server of LOLs! 129-130

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where drama and romance unfold in the pixelated world! Join us as we follow the epic love triangle between Asahi, Medaka, and Tomo. Will Asahi finally confess his feelings while giving Medaka chocolates? Will Tomo and Asahi’s friendship survive the love confession? And let’s not forget about Mona, who is probably off building a secret love shrine for her favorite player! Join us for all the wacky and wild adventures on our server – you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

OliviaRodrigoCraft: Serving up ‘Sour’ vibes since 20xx. Join the goon thread for Minecraft madness!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you ready to enter a world where Olivia Rodrigo rules with an iron fist and all her goons are ready to wreak havoc? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to be part of the brattiest Disney star’s entourage!

Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.

Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!

CreeperCraze: Where degrees don’t matter, just mad Minecraft skills! #CreeperNation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of your boring old life where a degree is all that matters? Well, join our wacky Minecraft server where we couldn’t care less about your educational background! In fact, we’ll give you extra points if you flunked out of school or never even went in the first place!

On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.

So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!

ParappaLammyCraft – The Ultimate Jammin’ Minecraft Experience!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2208	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Buildings Constructed:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Divine Spears Created:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of trying to play Parappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy on outdated consoles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate gaming experience!

Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.

So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!

Netcrafts: Social Safety Server – Where we’ve got your back and all the LOLs!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Animals Bred:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Join our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual social safety net to catch you when you fall (literally). Our friendly community of players will help you navigate the dangers of the blocky world and even offer emotional support when creepers blow up your beautiful creations. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples grant wishes, like turning all mobs into adorable kittens or giving you diamond armor made of bubblegum. So come join us and experience the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft server out there!

MincraftKweenz – The Ultimate Domination Server #YASSS

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to THE STRONGEST Edition of our Minecraft server! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who wouldn’t trust a teacher with their Minecraft experience?). With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is basically an autist’s wet dream!

Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!

Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?

But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!

CreepCraft: Blocky Adventures with Fembots – No Stalking Allowed on this Server! #MinecraftMadness #GirlPower

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	772	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Votes:	7081
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s!

Crafty Cactus Co.

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	167
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9514
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7648	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never seem to go anywhere? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, the plot is always progressing! One minute you could be building a magnificent castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers in a quest to save Princess Kamiki! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – join now and be a part of the story!