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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9147 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
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