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CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coworker, coworker conflict, CryCraft, emotional response, equal treatment, Manager, medical field, parental responsibilities, Professionalism, scheduling conflict, set schedule, single parent, sports and classes, Tears, tenure, unfair treatment, work environment, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

deepest regret, Guilt, healing, learning from mistakes, letting go, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableSteve, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-forgiveness, shame, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Animals Bred:	70
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
New Chunks Explored:	202316	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magic Items Found:	8359

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

anticipation, Conference, countdown, Event, EXCITEMENT, less than one week, Meta, metaphor, metaphor conference, metaphorical anticipation, metaphorical celebration, metaphorical conference, metaphorical countdown, metaphorical event, metaphorical event planning, metaphorical event preparation, metaphorical excitement, metaphorical gathering, Minecraft, one week countdown, Server, Upcoming Event, Week

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

BTFO, Communication, controversy, Digital, Drama, E-Drone, edrone, Entertainment, internet, Khan, KWAB, Minecraft, online feud, smp, social media, Technology, Tony, TONY KHAN, Tony Khan burn, Tony Khan clapback, Tony Khan response, Tony Khan roast, Tony Khan tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

Adult, Christian, college fund, college student, Disown, expensive gift, financial support, Gay, iPhone, laptop, Leeching, Lifestyle, Mac laptop, ParentalPiggybacker, parents, privileged, rug-pulled, safe position, south-asian household, sunk cost fallacy, ungrateful

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ores Mined:	8565
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Villages Defended:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

AVOID, avoid this car, bad experience, CAR, Disappointed, DISAPPOINTING, do not recommend, frustrating, LEMON, Minecraft, mistake, never buy again, not worth it, poor quality, regret, regretful purchase, RegretfulRide, smp, Terrible Experience, unreliable, unreliable car, Waste of Money, worst car

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

America, AVOID, decision, Destination, dislike, Explore, never go, NoWayInNebraskaMC, opinion, Preference, State, tourism, travel, united states, unpopular, US State, vacation, Visit

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Emeralds Found:	6725	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Potions Brewed:	149	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

climate change, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorists, control, critical thinking, fake news, Hurricane, Hurricanes, internet culture, lost the plot, mental health, Minecraft, Misinformation, natural disasters, need to log off, online behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Server, skepticism, social media, technology addiction, weather control

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Crops Grown:	8964
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5983	Buildings Constructed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	259
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Votes:	4323

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.