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PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!
so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude. -
BlockyBlacksBanishedLOLZ
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have expelled all mobs except for the blacks! That’s right, we’ve created a world where only black sheep, black cats, and black rabbits roam free. Why, you ask? Because we believe in diversity, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!Join us on this server for a chance to experience a world like no other. Build your own black-themed creations, explore black biomes, and battle black mobs in epic quests. Who knew that the color black could be so fun and exciting?
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind why all the other mobs were expelled… ๐
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Happily Ever After Mine
Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with powerful women who have banished all men from their realm, creating a utopia of peace and happiness.Once you join, you’ll be greeted by our queen bee who will welcome you with open arms and show you around our sparkling pink castle. You’ll be able to explore our magical gardens, where the flowers sing and dance to the beat of the music.
But beware, if you try to bring a man into our server, you’ll be met with a rain of glitter bombs and swiftly banished to the land of eternal brooding. So leave your man behind and come join us for a girl-powered adventure like no other!
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SweepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, buckle up buttercup because our server is here to wake you up with a bang!Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and flying pigs (yes, you read that right). Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is considering therapy after visiting us.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its hooves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky where gravity is just a suggestion?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
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Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 196182791
and welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a flying pig that will guide you to your first quest – to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the volcano of doom. But be careful, because the volcano is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!
Once you’ve conquered the volcano, you can head to our disco party island where you can dance the night away with our resident creeper DJ. And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army who will ride into battle with you against the evil zombie horde. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret enchanted llama sanctuary hidden in the clouds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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FanCraft: The Server Where Even the Fans Get Excited!
Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Well, look no further because ShiftUp has got you covered!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is so epic that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! Legend has it that he was so impressed with our building competitions that he decided to turn on his fans just to cool off from the excitement!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ll ever come across in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to conquer our parkour challenges, only to rage quit after falling into a pit of lava for the tenth time!
So what are you waiting for? Join ShiftUp today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Steve riding a pig or stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper bodyguards. The possibilities are endless!
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SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!
๐๐ Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Olympic torch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with French police evictions, abandoned bus company headquarters, and 450 squatters living their best blocky lives.๐ Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.
๐ฐ Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! ๐
๐น Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness
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