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CraftyColonists

american history, american identity, american revolution, British colonies, british empire, Colonialism, Colonization, CraftyColonists, cultural influence, england, founding fathers, historical ties, History, INDEPENDENCE, independence movement, Origins, SpinOff, transatlantic history, transatlantic relationship, united states, Usa

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Lol come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we make u believe the USA is actually a spinoff of England like what even is that??! we got pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk, it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!! plus we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, it’s lit fam 🔥🕺🏼💀 so come on down and join us for the most epic adventure of ur life!! #USAisEngland #MinecraftMadness

MineCraftMania: Digging for Impact

#sustainability, Biodiversity, case study, climate change, Community, conservation, Digging, ecosystem, environmental changes, environmental impacts, environmental research, Impact, Impacts, Indigenous knowledge, land use, local communities, MinecraftMania, multiple stressors, Natural resources, northern Fennoscandia, perceptions, resource extraction, study findings

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join dis one! we got crazy resource extraction goin on that will make u forget all about climate change. our players are livin in two communities in northern Fennoscandia and they are lovin it. the environmental changes are off the charts, but in a good way! join now and experience the thrill of multiple stressors while building ur dream world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

Access, application, apply, blocks, Damage, data packs, fear, Founder, fresh start, Friends, Griefing, Items, java edition, Land, Llama, Llamas, multiplayer, new people, opportunity, Play, rule, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, tremble, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6454	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	114
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	832818

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Emeralds Found:	3575	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!