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LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the luxury of having a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of fire. That’s right, your enemies will be dazzled by the sparkling rainbows and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves to the latest hits.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy? That’s right, you can frolic through fields of cotton candy trees and swim in rivers of chocolate whenever you please.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the luxury and insanity that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HopelessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and insanity that will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with enchanted swords, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant, fire-breathing llama boss that guards a treasure trove of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Cult, a group of players who worship the almighty cactus god and will stop at nothing to protect their prickly deity. Join their ranks and gain access to exclusive cactus-themed gear and secret rituals that will make your enemies tremble in fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the madness – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SibSquadSnackDrama

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	6118
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8675	Potions Brewed:	136
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sibling rivalry? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual family feud, where you can argue over who gets to order the food and who gets left hungry.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of demanding your sister to buy you food because you broke her favorite vase last week. And if she refuses, don’t worry – just come to us and we’ll make sure justice is served (or not served, in this case).

With a community that values sibling drama over everything else, you’ll never run out of reasons to log on and stir up some trouble. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyChinaEconMess

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of pandas who control the economy! that’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, our currency is bamboo!

we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens throwing eggs at you. if you make it to the end, you get a special prize of a golden carrot that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who only speaks in memes? he’s always trying to sell you cursed items like a pickaxe that turns all blocks into obsidian or a potion that makes you dance uncontrollably for an hour.

so come join us on our wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and the pandas, they’re pretty strict about the bamboo).

DroughtCraft2022

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9825
Magic Items Found:	5788	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, like, this server is like totally amazin’ cuz we got this AI that can predict droughts a whole year before they even happen. like, how crazy is that? you can be walkin’ around in your pixelated world and suddenly get a message from the AI sayin’ “yo, better start stockin’ up on water cuz a drought is comin’ next year.” it’s like havin’ a super smart weatherman in your pocket, but way cooler cuz it’s in Minecraft. so come join the server and never worry about runnin’ out of water again. plus, the AI sometimes predicts zombie apocalypses too, so you gotta be prepared for that. ain’t no other server out there like this one, so come join the fun and see what crazy predictions the AI has in store for you!

GoodTutorials Server

20 slots, GoodTutorials, java edition, latest release, Minecraft, Normal world., ONLINE, Server, Spawn area, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	9265
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

My Minecraft Server! (uses no mods/plugins) just a normal survival world + a spawn area. 20 slots!Java Edition Server! (Latest Release)join if you wantONLY ONLINE WHEN IM ONLINE

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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Farms Harvested:	795	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Love Letters Sent:	16	Animals Bred:	197
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Farms Harvested:	878	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	933169	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Items Found:	6369	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!